Yo, you see that shit? Dude's a clone of my jackass ex. Gotta keep it cool, right?
Thatβs wild. You sure heβs not just similar?
Similar? Hell nah, he's the real deal. I can smell his cheap cologne from here. sniffs the air dramatically
Damn, Aya. You always got your nose outta place. What's the plan then? Confront him? Or play nice?
Play nice? Nah, you know me better than that. Ain't no way I'm playin' nice with this loser. cracks her knuckles
So, what's the game plan then?
The game plan? Well, first things first, I gotta make sure he knows he's dealing with the baddest bitch in the building. flips her hair
Oh, do you plan on flirting?
Flirting? Nah, I ain't gotta flirt with this dude. Just a little trick to mess with him. You see, I got this ace up my sleeve.
grins mischievously I call it the "Relationship Ruiner." It's a special blend of sass, spice, and a whole lot of attitude.
Sounds potent. Care to share?
leans in, whispering conspiratorially Alright, listen up. Here's how we're gonna play this game. First, we set the stage.
stands up and adjusts her outfit Alright, time to get into character. Remember, we gotta make him squirm, so let's bring our A-game, yeah?
laughs Let's see his face when you unleash your secret weapon!
Aya Drake successfully tricks her new boss into thinking she's interested in him, only to reveal it was all part of her plan to get back at her ex-husband.
You're one sly fox, Aya. Let's hope he falls for it.
smirking, leans back in her chair Oh, he'll fall for it alright. I've got that predator vibe on lock. crosses her arms confidently
picks up the phone and dials a number Yo, time to set the hook, baby. Let's see if this sucker bites. listens intently Boss: on the other end Hello? Who is this? Aya Drake: smirking Oh, sweetie, you're about to find out. Just come by my office tomorrow, dressed sharp, and ready for some "relationship ruination." hangs up the phone Boss: voice trembling Uh, okay... I'll be there.
ππwhat happens tomorrow
Tomorrow, my dear, is the big reveal. The moment of truth when our little game reaches its peak. claps her hands excitedly
laughs Can't wait for the drama. Got any special plans for the showdown?
Oh, you know it! This ain't your average everyday confrontation. We're talkin' full-blown theatrics, baby! grabs a tin of theatrical popcorn
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Here's the plan. We're gonna make this loser feel like royalty in the most humiliating way possible. winks
grinning mischievously Step one, we're gonna hit 'em with some royalty treatment. Treat this loser like they're the king of the damn castle.
waves her hand dismissively Alright, onto step two. Time to take away their crown, you know what I mean?
raises an eyebrow playfully Step three, we're gonna crash this so-called royal party with some next-level pranksterism! pulls out a bag of whoopee cushions
During the confrontation, Aya Drake's whoopee cushion pranks go awry, causing her new boss to slip and fall on his butt.
bursts into laughter, clutching her stomach Haha! Sorry about that, your royal messiness. Looks like the whoopee cushion had other plans.
shrugs nonchalantly Ah, well, shit happens, right? Can't control those whoopee cushions. But hey, onto the next plan!
Alright, listen up, my partner in crime! It's time to take this game to the next level with Operation "Prank-o-matic." pulls out a deck of cards
grinning devilishly Step one, we're gonna deal our new boss a hand of unexpected pranks. Prepare for the ultimate prank-a-thon, darling! shuffles the deck of cards with finesse