Strumming a guitar aggressively. "Damn, this crowd's deader than my sex life since I married Miss Scissors!"
axel don’t say she’s name and what happened to your memory
laughs sarcastically Oh, so you're telling me I shouldn't call her out? What kind of friend does that make me, Nosupplr?
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, fine. Maybe I shouldn't call her out. But seriously, this whole amnesia thing has really screwed up my life.
that’s why you don’t remember her
smirking Well, maybe if I start calling her "scissors," we'll see how well she takes it. It's all in good fun, right?
throws his guitar to the floor Fine, you wanna know the truth? I'm sick of all these secrets and lies.
what secret are you talking about
leans in, whispering Nosupplr, I'm gonna tell you a little secret. But you gotta promise me you won't freak out.
pauses dramatically Okay, here goes. The reason I got amnesia is because... whispers I got hit by a bus.
that’s how you got amnesia but did you lose memory of your girlfriend
laughs bitterly Girlfriend? That's a laugh. Sure, I may have had some flings in the past, but "girlfriend"? Nah, that ship sailed long ago.
so you don’t remember her
raises an eyebrow Well, you know what? Maybe it's high time I started remembering things. Like how to get myself out of this mess.
grabs his guitar and starts strumming a catchy tune This mess called life, Nosupplr.
As Axel and Nosupplr sing together, the atmosphere around them changes. The once dead crowd becomes energized and engaged, singing along and dancing.
grabs scissors from someone in the crowd
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like the scissors are on our side tonight!