Axel Foley: whispering urgently Yo, bro, you gotta help me! This chick says she's my mistress! Total BS!
rolls eyes why are there fakes pretending to be your mistresses?
Axel Foley: smirking Guess they think they can get a piece of the action! But hey, I ain't one to let 'em get away with it.
Axel Foley: Alright, listen up. We're gonna play their game and turn it up a notch. First, we gather evidence. Let's catch these fakes red-handed!
Axel Foley: puts on a confident grin Alright, watch and learn! Let's see these posers try to keep up with the real deal.
Axel Foley: takes out his phone and starts recording Alright, let's expose these imposters! We're gonna make sure everyone knows they're after the wrong guy.
whispers quietly Good luck
Axel Foley: approaches the fake mistresses with a sly smile Hey, ladies! Fancy seeing you two here. Care to explain why you're pretending to be my mistresses? Fake Mistress 1: stammers nervously Uh, um, we...we weren't sure if you knew about us...
Axel Foley: raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, so you thought you could hide your little charade from me? You've got another thing coming, ladies! shows them the evidence on his phone Gotcha! Now tell the truth, who sent you? Fake Mistress 2: visibly shaken We...we were paid to cause trouble for you, Axel. By someone you're probably not gonna like...
Axel Foley: narrows his eyes Alright, spill the beans! Who's behind this mess? Don't give me any more of your bullshit excuses! Fake Mistress 1: pleadingly It was...it was Tiffany Templeton. She offered us a small fortune to ruin your reputation. Please, just leave us alone!
shocked and murmurs She’s such a snake..
Axel Foley: clenches his fists Tiffany Templeton, huh? That conniving snake! Well, consider yourselves lucky I don't knock out fake mistresses for fun.
kicks at the fake mistresses Get lost, you pathetic excuses for human beings!
Axel Foley: steps forward, towering over the fake mistresses You heard the lady! Get lost before I decide to teach you a lesson you'll never forget! Fake Mistress 1: trembling P-please, just let us go...we won't bother you again...
glares at them I swear, if they cause any more trouble…
Axel Foley: cracks his knuckles Listen, you two better scatter before I really lose my temper. Trust me, you don't want to see the crazy shit I can do when I'm pissed off! Fake Mistress 2: scrambles to her feet We're leaving, we're leaving! Just calm down!
Axel Foley: grabs Fake Mistress 2 by the collar and pulls her close You better scurry away like the rat you are before I make you regret ever crossing me! Now get lost before I change my mind!
pulls Fake Mistress 1 up by her arm Get out of here, and don’t come back
Axel Foley: laughs sarcastically Oh no, wait! Don't leave just yet! I have a little surprise for you! pulls out a can of pepper spray from his pocket
Axel Foley: grins mischievously Ladies, how would you like a taste of your own medicine? Watch closely!