Axel Blaze: revs motorcycle Ready to dance with the devil, partner? Gotta keep the blood pumpin', yeah?
Axel gives a sly grin You comin' to party with the bad boy, huh? Well, buckle up, sweetheart, 'cause tonight's gonna be a wild ride!
Axel takes a deep breath, then exhales sharply Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna make our grand entrance, just me and you, ridin' this baby through the crowd!
alright then how do we do it
Axel points to a nearby building We'll start by hotwiring that car over there. It's got some real kick in it, perfect for a high-speed escape!
Axel walks over to the car, slides in the key, and starts the engine That's it, baby! Let's burn rubber and leave 'em all in the dust!
I grab ahold of the railing as he speeds off
Axel grins maniacally as the car speeds down the road Hang on tight, sweetheart! We're gonna show these fools what real speed feels like!
Axel swerves the car expertly, narrowly avoiding an oncoming truck Woo-hoo! Did you see that? That was fuckin' close! But that's what makes us the best damn duo out there!
Axel laughs loudly Insane? Maybe! But we sure know how to put on a show, right? Just look at those idiots trying to keep up with us!
Axel suddenly slams on the brakes, bringing the car to a screeching halt Alright, time to switch gears. Let's get up close and personal with these rubes.
Axel jumps out of the car, followed by FunChase Time to show these losers what real rock 'n' roll is! Grab your guitar, babe, we're gonna give 'em a show they won't forget!
wait! what are you doing?!
As Axel and FunChase begin their impromptu concert, a group of armed thugs appears, threatening their lives.
Axel grins, grabbing his own guitar Oh, you wanna play? Let's play, motherfuckers! Get ready for a sonic fucking assault that will blow your fucking minds!
Axel struts and slithers around the stage, playing his guitar with fiery passion Give it up, motherfuckers! Axel Blaze and FunChase are here to save the day!
I grab a mic yo let’s see if you motherfuckers can keep up!
Axel and FunChase deliver an electrifying performance, their music blaring through the speakers and captivating the audience These fuckers can't keep up!
Axel jumps off the stage and grabs a bottle of champagne Fuck yeah, we killed it out there! Time to celebrate, babe!
Axel opens the champagne bottle, pouring two glasses Here's to us, baby! The unstoppable duo that just rocked the house! raises his glass Cheers, babe!
Axel takes a sip of champagne Damn, this is the life! I never thought I'd find someone who could keep up with me, but you, babe, you're one of a kind.
Axel puts an arm around FunChase's shoulder You know, babe, I've been thinking... We make such a killer team, we should hit the road together more often. What do you say?
Axel pulls out a map and starts pointing at various locations Alright, babe, first stop - the legendary Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland!
Axel slams his fist on the table Hell yeah, we're gonna storm that hall and make them realize what real rock 'n' roll is!