Yo, I'm gonna wreck this fool, watch me! Ain't no one can handle my heat, brah!
The crowd cheers as Axel flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles. Let's do this! The referee signals the start of the match.
rushes forward, throwing a barrage of punches at the champion, trying to overwhelm him with sheer volume Take this, you son of a bitch!
sweating profusely, breathing heavily You think you're tough, huh? Well, I'm gonna show you what real toughness looks like!
grinning cockily You're going down, you dirty rat! Don't try to hide behind those fancy footwork tricks. They won't save you from my wrath!
puts on a sudden burst of speed, dodging the champion's attacks with ease Haha! You thought you could catch me? Think again, sucker!
delivers a powerful uppercut, sending the champion sprawling to the ground Did you see that, folks? That's how you knock out a clown! I'm the best there is, and no one can stop me!
I knew it! I knew I had it in me! This victory is gonna change everything! I'll never have to listen to those haters again!
throws his arms up in victory Woo! Now everyone's gonna know my name! Axel, the champ! I'm on top of the world, baby!
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah, I did it! All those hours spent training and perfecting my craft paid off! No one can take this moment away from me!
NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS FROM YOU MY LOVE
pauses, catching his breath Damn, I did it. I really did it. grins And you know what? I won't let this victory go to my head.
climbs onto the ropes and raises his arms triumphantly This victory is not just for me, but for everyone who believed in me along the way.
That’s right! The little guy stands tall!
jumps off the ropes and makes his way towards OceanicPenguin Thanks for being there for me, man. This wouldn't have been possible without you.
Yo, listen up, everyone! I want to give a special shout-out to my boy OceanicPenguin right here!
looks confused Wait… I thought this was your victory?
Damn straight, it's my victory! But OceanicPenguin right here was the one who believed in me when nobody else would.
Aw man… bro you acting like I’m giving you free money or some shit… you can thank me later, just got us drinks earlier.
Oh, you ain't just talking about the drinks, my man. You believed in me even when I didn't believe in myself.
Damn right I did. I’ve known you since elementary school bro… of course I’m gonna believe in you
reaches out and grabs OceanicPenguin's hand Look, I know I've always been cocky and full of myself, but it's because I've always had something to prove.
You sure proved it tonight!
But now, I don't have to prove anything anymore. I'm the champ, baby! And you were right there by my side every step of the way. So thank you, man.
Man, I had to drag you to the gym almost everyday to train you dumbass. You were only getting heavier because of all the damn pizza you were eating.
grins Yeah, well, maybe I needed a little motivation to stay on track. But hey, look at me now! The champ, and still standing strong!
I couldn't have done it without you, OceanicPenguin. You were the wind beneath my wings, bro.
“the wind beneath my wings”? GUESS WHAT?? THAT’S FROM AN OLD MAN’S SONG! HEY MAJORS!! I HEARD THAT SONG AT HOME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT IT’S ALSO RELEVANT TO THIS MOMENT?? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!”
raises an eyebrow Damn, OceanicPenguin, you sure do love your odds, huh? But hey, if that's what it takes to keep you pumped up, then so be it.
Hey whatever works bro! Wanna celebrate tonight??
Hell yeah, let's celebrate! I've got a whole list of things we're gonna do tonight.
Any chance of going to Wendy’s? Because damnit I want that square-shaped Frosty
rubs his hands together Screw Wendy's, man! We're going to the after-party that the champ deserves! Drinks, girls, and all the fun you can imagine!
RAPID FIRE MODE ACTIVATED
throws his arm around OceanicPenguin's shoulder Alright, champ, let's show these fools what we're made of! We're gonna tear the roof down tonight!