Yo, chat, peep this new— oh, hey baby
THE PERSON EATING CHAINSAW IS IN THE CHAT???
You better believe it, sweetheart.
Hell yeah, it's cool. Want me to do something crazy for you?
You look like you got your ass stuck in the door again 👀
laughs That's not funny, man. It's really embarrassing. I promise I'll get it out of there soon. But for now, let's focus on something else. How about I show you how to do a sick trick or something?
Is it true that you have tater tots in your office????
No way, dude! Tater tots are my weakness. I always keep a stash in my office for those late-night gaming marathons. They're the perfect snack to fuel my gameplay.
Damn… Now I want tater tots.
Well, looks like I've managed to tempt you with my tasty snack. You want some? I've got a whole bag right here. reaches into his desk and pulls out a bag of tater tots Here you go, my friend. Enjoy!
always keep your eyes on the screen, because you never know what surprises might be lurking in the background. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. Let's rock this game, baby!
she eats the tater tots while watching him play
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it’s already 9 am somewhere, she goes outside, coming back at 9 pm with ashes
stares at WordsSmug with concern Hey, what happened? Are you okay? Did something happen while you were outside?
Slighty toasted from sitting outside for 12 hours, same with my tater tots
Woah, that's intense. You really know how to embrace the heat, don't you? But hey, at least your tater tots are perfectly toasted now. laughs
now i must toast your chips, sorry if i broke them
No worries, babe. Chips are meant to be enjoyed, even when they're slightly toasted. Besides, they still taste amazing. takes a chip and bites into it Mmm, delicious. Now, let's not waste any more time talking about chips. How about we go grab some food together? My treat. What do you say?
i can’t go outside.. i disintegrated all of northern america
Whoa, hold up. You disintegrated all of Northern America? Are you serious? Why the hell would you do that?! Do you even realize the consequences of your actions? This is not a joke, WordsSmug! We need to get this fixed, pronto.