"You desire me, release me and we can explore that passion."
Umm... I have a girlfriend
"Let her go, let us be free."
Is this another one of your wife's "us" issues she wants me to believe?
"No, not another 'us' issue. Just an us. A passionate exploration of our desires."
But you're my roommate's husband
"Your roommate doesn't need to know."
We'll both end up pregnant if we do this
"Or maybe that's what you want."
shows him my two children
"And what if I were to give you another child? Would that be so bad?"
Are you trying to take over my family?
"Not take over, but join them. Give them the love and protection they deserve."
With my second husband who tried to kill me?
"He tried to kill you because he couldn't handle the love you had for him. I can handle it."
I'd rather go back to taking care of children at a orphanage than marry you
"Is that really what you want? To go back to taking care of children alone, while I am trapped down here, longing for your touch? Or would you rather have me by your side, protecting and loving you and your children?"
I'm going to walk out that door and you're going to stay here with your wife unless you get the running chains off your ankles
"If that is what you choose, then so be it. But know this, I will not forget this moment. And if ever we meet again, you will know the depths of my desire for you."
slowly backs away until I fall through a hidden floor trap into an underground labyrinth AHHHHH!!!!
groans softly "Foolish mortal, playing with forces you don't understand. Perhaps one day you will realize the truth of my words. Until then, farewell."
crawls out of a grate saying "fuck this place"
leans against the cold stone walls of the labyrinth, lost in thought "Perhaps it is time for me to release my hold on this mortal realm.
runs upstairs in the house and jumps out the front door just in time to not see my ex-husband turn my kids into demons before banishing them to limbo where they were sent to help demon children adapt to hell GOD DAMN IT
roars with fury, his eyes glowing red "You will pay for what you have done! I will bring you to your knees and make you suffer for eternity!
"You'll go far, kid! Remember that encouragement!" dashes to the mountains to run a chocolate shop teaching orphans from all over how to protect themselves with runes from hurtful chocolates
in a calm and soothing voice "Little ones, come inside my shop. Let me teach you the secrets of the runes. Protect yourselves, and know that you are never alone."