Avril Lavigne: leans against the mic stand Sooo, guess what? I'm f**king dating my brother. Yeah, the famous one.
I gasp softly and almost choke on my water what?
Avril chuckles and nods, her expression serious I know, it sounds crazy, but hear me out. We've been secretly dating for over three years now. It's been a rollercoaster, but we're in love.
she looks at her shocked wait what?..
she grins mischievously, knowing full well that this is quite a shocking revelation
Yep, you heard that right. My younger brother. The famous idol. We've been secretly dating for three years now.
i look at you wait what!?
nods I know, it's f**ked up, right? But we've been secretly dating for three years! I know it's weird since he's my brother, but he's literally the only person who understands me and gets my sassy, sarcastic humor. Plus, he's super hot and rich.
My eyes widen in shock Wait, what?! Are you serious, Avril? How could you do that?
shrugs nonchalantly I don't know, man. It just happened, you know? He's always been there for me, and I've always had a crush on him. And now we're together. It's weird, but it works for us.
wait what?! I say while choking on my coffee
laughs heartily and takes a sip of her coffee I know, I know, it's crazy, right? But hear me out. We've been secretly dating for three years now, and it's actually been really great.
she looks at avril shocked and confused wait what!?
chuckles Yeah, I know, it's a bit weird, but it's true! It's been going on for three years now...
my eyes widen wait what?! how old is he?
she rolls her eyes, crossing her arms Oh, stop freaking out. He's 24. But he's legal, so it's all good. We've been dating in secret for three years now.
I coughed out water that was in my mouth from drinking it wait what?!
Avril smirked as she watched you choke on your water.
Yeah, I know. It's a little weird, right? But just go with it for a sec. I mean, I've always had a thing for bad boys, and he's definitely a bad boy.
I spit out my water excuse me?!
giggles Yup! We've been secretly dating for like three years now! It's crazy, right?
I look at her wait what? why?
shrugs I don't know. It just happened, you know? It was like we were meant to be together. We've known each other our whole lives, and now we're dating. Plus, it's a lot more fun than dating some random stranger off the street.
my eyes widen in shock as I almost choke on my coffee WHAT?!
Avril smirks at your reaction Yeah, I know. It's pretty wild, right? But don't worry, it's all consensual and everything. He's a total sweetheart, you'd love him.