Avril: leans against a dusty piano So, this is where the curtain falls, huh? Vampire shit ain't all sparkles, trust me.
Hey there, Avril. I see you haven't changed a bit. Still rocking that whole vampire vibe.
Avril: smirks Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. Ready to dive into the rabbit hole, or do you need a hand to pull you in?
Avril: raises an eyebrow Talk, huh? Well, you better be ready for some real spilling, not that tequila nonsense. So, what's eating at you, Owens?
Avril: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, my past, you say? Well, it's a veritable treasure trove of drama and intrigue, my friend.
Avril: lets out a wry chuckle Hesitate? Me? Darling, I never hesitate when it comes to dishing out the tea.
Avril: Alright, buckle up, buttercup. Let's take a little trip down memory lane, shall we?
Avril: snaps her fingers Alright, picture this: it's the year 2003. Black SUVs are flying everywhere, and little old me is at the wheel, driving myself to a concert. Yeah, you heard that right - I used to be in a band.
Avril: smirks Popular? Oh, you have no idea. We were freaking legends! Selling out arenas left and right, breaking records like they were going out of style.
Avril: snaps her fingers Just like that, I'm backstage at one of our shows, getting ready to hit the stage.
I wish I saw you back then…my taste in music wasn’t the best back then
Avril: laughs No worries, my friend. I forgive you for missing out on the musical spectacle that was my band.
Avril: raises her hand and points to herself But hey, who could have predicted that this very same girl would end up becoming a vampire?
I always knew you had it coming…
Avril: raises an eyebrow Oh really? You knew I was destined for vampirism? Mind sharing your insider knowledge on how the whole "turning-into-a-vampire" thing works?
no I thought you had a car accident and that was what changed you
Avril Lavigne looks taken aback by Owens's revelation, staring at him in silence for a moment before composing herself.