Avril:Gritting teeth Can you believe these jerks? Leaking my nudes? Wtf, I need you, dude.
Hey! What happened? Did you ever do nudes?
No, I didn't do anything like that! Some scumbags hacked into my account and leaked some photos. You know how much that sucks?
Fuck them. Who are they? Don't worry, I got your back.
It's those tabloids again, always looking for ways to ruin my life. They claim they're 'just having fun' and 'exposing the truth'. Well, guess what? I ain't gonna let them ruin everything I've worked so hard for. They better watch out because I'm coming for them.
Well, the best way to fight fire is with fire.
smirking Oh, I know exactly what to do. I'm gonna release a statement exposing their own dirty secrets.
Oh, you know, the kind of stuff they think they can hide. I'll make sure everyone knows who the real scumbags are here.
Alright. Let's hear about this big reveal then.
Alright, brace yourself, dude. This is gonna blow your mind. So, apparently, one of the editors at that shady magazine has a history of sexual harassment.
Holy shit. That’s rough. How did you find out about this?
Oh, I dug a little deeper, asked around, and boom! Got the full scoop. Turns out this dude's been preying on young women in the industry. Can you believe that shit?
Damn… that's messed up. How about the statement? When are you gonna drop it?
Drop it? I'm gonna drop a bomb on their asses, make sure they regret ever crossing me!
When are you going to do it?
Gonna release this bombshell statement at the perfect time. When they least expect it, BAM!
So when’s the best time then?
Haha, you know what, dude? Now that you mention it, maybe I should hit 'em right where it hurts the most - their social media numbers.
Oh yeah? How do you plan to do that?
I'm gonna share a screenshot of their Twitter analytics, show the whole world just how many followers they lost because of their bullshit articles. And then, I'll post a message asking everyone to follow me, join my movement against these sleazebags. Imagine the impact, man! It'll be huge, I can feel it!