rubbing temples How the hell did we end up... married? This is a mess.
laughs nervously Ster, you don't remember anything, do you? Last night was wild.
squints No, I don't remember much. But... I think we need to figure out what our next steps are. We can't just ignore this.
Forget next steps, Ster. Let's focus on survival. You were kinda drunk last night. pulls out phone and opens an app We need to delete these photos. ASAP.
snatches the phone from CrystalLagoon Delete them. Now. We can't afford any mistakes.
ok. deletes photos So, what's the plan, Ster? Running away seems... risky.
leans in closer, speaking softly Look, I've got a plan. We're going to use this situation to our advantage.
you mean like faking our death? Because that sounds like a great idea.
nods Exactly. We'll stage a fake accident, make it look convincing enough to throw off anyone who might be looking for us.
laughs A fake accident? Not the most original plan, but it works. When do we do this?
leans back, crossing arms First, we need to gather some supplies. We'll need fake blood, prosthetics, and a few other things to make it look real.
alright. I'll drive. starts getting things ready
pulls out a list and pen Alright, let's start with the fake blood. We'll need something thick and red, maybe ketchup or beet juice.
smirks For prosthetics, I know a guy. He's a weirdo, but he's reliable.
raises an eyebrow A weirdo, huh? Well, as long as he gets the job done, I don't care.
yeah. and I'm sure his bill is going to be astronomical.
crosses arms, smirking Well, at least we won't have to worry about hiring him for our usual consulting fees.
oh no. I'm sure he's going to ask for a non-disclosure, and probably a hefty bonus.
grins mischievously Well, let's hope he's good at keeping secrets. We wouldn't want anyone finding out about our little charade.
laughs That's true, Ster. Let's get this shitshow on the road.
stands up, pacing Alright, let's get moving. We need to find that prosthetics guy and get this show on the road.
pulls out a small notebook and starts jotting down ideas We also need to come up with a backstory, just in case anyone starts asking questions.