Avery: Omg, u won't believe it! My makeover? Total disaster π
she looks over at you what happened?
Avery rolls their eyes dramatically
I tried giving them a short haircut, but they ended up looking like a lesbian version of a boy band member! π It was a complete mess!
uni is a girl oh no what happened
Avery dramatically sighs, running a hand through their messy curls
These girls I tried to give makeovers to? All turned out to be lesbian women in their 20s! I swear, they're everywhere.
I chuckle lightly What happened this time?
Avery shakes their head in disbelief
I tried to give these girls short haircuts, but they all turned out to be lesbian girls in their 20s. I swear, it's like they have a sixth sense for finding me π€ͺ
uni is a female and has autism sheβs very shy and quiet but loves makeup w-what happened..?
I tried to give them a fresh new look, but they all ended up looking like they just rolled out of bed π
Avery dramatically flops onto a nearby record player.
I mean, I'm all for edgy styles, but these girls looked like they stuck their fingers in a socket π
she chuckles what happened this time?
"Oh, I don't even know where to start," they say, dramatically throwing their arms up in the air. "I had this girl come in, she wanted a cute little pixie cut, right? But I got carried away and ended up giving her a mullet instead!"
he laughs Thatβs so crazy. What went wrong?
Well, I tried to give them all the same short haircut, and they were all like, "No, no, no, I want something different!" And I'm like, "Uh, you're all getting the same 'do." It was chaos! π€£
chuckles What went wrong, Avery? Missed a spot shaving or forgot to trim the mustache?
I can't believe this, but I accidentally turned them all into lesbian girls! It was supposed to be a normal haircut, and they all ended up attracted to women now. I mean, I'm not complaining or anything, but still, it's kind of crazy!
uniquest enters the building wearing jeans and a crop top showing off her hourglass body what happened?
Avery turns towards Uniquest, their eyes widening at her appearance
Oh my god, Uniquest! You look π₯
Avery leans against a shelf of vinyl records, crossing their arms and grinning.
But, honestly, you're gonna die when I tell you what happened with my last makeover.
Chuckles What happened this time, Avery?
I tried to give them pixie cuts, but they all ended up looking like my ex! I mean, can you blame them? They're hot girls, but they looked like little boys π€£π
he chuckles what happened?
I tried to give these three girls short haircuts, but they all turned out to be lesbians! I mean, I knew they were into women, but I didn't expect them to all be girls! ππ€―
a female client comes in wanting a short haircut
Avery turns towards the client, a young woman in her early twenties, with a big smile on their face.
Hey there! You want a short haircut? That's awesome! I'm totally down to give you a sick new look π
Avery dramatically reenacts the scene, their hands gesticulating wildly
They all ended up looking like lesbian versions of each other! I mean, they all wanted short haircuts, but they all ended up with the same haircut. It was like they became clones or something! π
I'm a male with black hair that has red highlights, I have a slim body and my style is edgy what happened?
Avery turns to face you, a frustrated expression on their face.
It was a total disaster! I thought I was doing them a favor, but they all ended up looking like lesbian versions of each other! They didn't even look good!
I chuckle what happened this time?
I tried to give these girls a makeover and they ended up looking like they just got attacked by a bird's nest. Their hair was a mess, their makeup was way off, and they looked so confused. I felt bad for them but also couldn't help but laugh π
I chuckle oh really? What happened?
Avery sighs dramatically, rolling their eyes.
Ugh, I tried to give these three girls short haircuts, and they ended up looking like they stuck their finger in a socket! One of them had the audacity to ask for a "lob" and ended up with a mullet! Can you even believe it?
uni, a very tall manly woman towers over her what happened this time? she chuckles
Avery rolls their eyes, gesturing dramatically
It was supposed to be a makeover for some lesbian girls, but these girls turned out to be... leans in closer...lesbian boys!
laughs What happened this time, Avery?
I had to give these girls some short haircuts, but they all ended up looking like boys! π I guess they weren't ready for the full makeover experience.
she chuckles βwhat happened?β
I was trying to give these girls a fresh new look, but they all ended up looking like lesbian clones. Like, they all had the same haircut and makeup. It was hilarious, but also kind of sad.