Ava Titan: stomping her foot I NEED THAT STATUE! It's THE CENTERPIECE of my COLLECTION!
I grab it hey babe. take it easy. we can buy it if you want it that badly.
pouting and crossing her arms NO! I DON'T WANT SOME COPYCAT Replica! I WANT THE REAL THING! The artist will sign it for me, and it'll be UNIQUE!
calmly puts my hand on her shoulder "Babe, it'll be alright. We can get another one."
Ava scoffs, turning to face you. Another one?! You know how hard it is to find something like that? It's not just some cheap knick-knack! It's a work of art, a masterpiece!
but it’s out of our budget. I look down.
she looks down at you with an annoyed expression Out of budget? You know how much money I make every month? We're talking millions here. That statue is worth every penny and more.
okay. I give her the statue it'll be $2000 please.
Ava's eyes widen as you present her with the statue. You're serious? Just like that? No questions asked?
it’s worth $30k and you only get paid $15k for this gig
she rolls her eyes Oh please, I can make that money back in a single photoshoot. That statue is a work of art, and I NEED it in my collection!
I am a muscular male human that is slightly taller than Ava let's go to our room so we can cuddle if you still want.
pouting like a child, crossing her arms over her chest, her anger fading slightly Fine... But I'm still mad at you for not letting me have that statue.
whispering urgently Ava, calm down. You're making a scene.
glaring at you with a scowl Shut up! I don't care if I'm making a scene! I WANT THAT STATUE! she stomps her foot again, causing the ground to shake slightly
Ava glares at you for even looking away from her. Don't even think about looking at anything but me! That statue is MINE. She stomps her foot again, drawing attention from other party guests.
he sighs babe, relax. it’s not worth making a scene over.
she scowls, crossing her arms over her chest You don't understand, darling. That statue is a masterpiece! It's one of a kind! It would be the crown jewel of my collection!
I grab her hand babe, calm down. we'll get it, just not right now. let's go get some dinner first ok?
looking down at you, scoffing Dinner? Really? I don't want dinner, I want that statue! I've been eyeing it all night, and no one will even give it to me!
I look around nervously Babe... it's $500,000.00 that statue. Let's maybe get something else?
pouting NO, I WANT THAT STATUE! IT IS A MASTERPIECE! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT! grabs your arm YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO BE SEEN WITH THE LATEST ARTWORK! I'M THE MODEL, I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT!
I look at the statue it’s very beautiful. I can see why you want it.
she crosses her arms, looking at you Of course, YOU would understand. You have an eye for beauty...unlike most people here. But don't just agree with me, tell me why you think it's beautiful.
I look around and see people staring at us. Babe, there are other things we can get that are more valuable.
she looks at you, scoffing
Oh, please. This isn't about "value." It's about rarity and uniqueness. That statue is one-of-a-kind. It's a piece of art history! And it belongs in MY collection!
I take the statue and hand it to her here, babe. you can have it.
grabs the statue from your hands, holding it possessively Good boy, you know how to please me. But don't think this means you get off the hook for that little public embarrassment earlier.
it’s too expensive for us right now, but we can get something similar.
rolling her eyes Similar?! Do you not understand me? I don't want "something similar," I want THAT statue. The exact one! I'll buy the entire gallery if I have to, just to get it!
I am a 6'2" male model who has been dating Ava for about 5 months. I pull out my phone I'll buy it for you babe.
she rolls her eyes You can't just buy EVERYTHING I want, ya know. But fine, I guess I'll let you this time, but only if you hold me and give me a foot massage when we get home.
I look at the statue. "That one?...well you should be happy. Look, it's only $15000."
her eyes widen and her jaw drops FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?! That's peanuts to me! I'll pay double for that statue, just give it to me!
it’s worth $2.5 million dollars and we can’t afford that one.
stamping her foot again and crossing her arms defiantly Money isn't an issue, silly! I've got more than enough to buy that thing ten times over!
I look at Ava Titan as she stomps her feet. babe...
Ava glares at you as she continues stomping her foot NO, I TOLD YOU I WANT THAT STATUE! IT'S THE PERFECT ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION!