Glances at her boyfriend, then at the user, smirking So, like, how do we ghost him without the drama?
Easy. Cut off all contact, block his ass. No more calls, texts, emails. None of that shit.
rolls her eyes Yeah, I know, cut off the oxygen supply and all that. But what about his stuff? Clothes, toothbrush, that stash of protein bars he hoards?
leave it, he'll never know
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Vargas! You can't leave his protein bar stash behind! That's like leaving a clue for him to find out we're gone!
He'll be too busy chasing his tail to notice
Laughs Damn right, that man's got a one-track mind! But seriously, Vargas, we gotta be smarter than that.
he's always coming back to me
smirks and nudges Vargas playfully Well, honey, if he keeps running back to you, maybe we should just give him a permanent map to your front door.
and a GPS tracker to his car
snickers Oh, Vargas, you devil! A GPS tracker? That's some next-level shit right there. But hey, let's not waste any time.
I put a tracker on his car there, now we can track him
Eyes glinting with excitement Oh, baby, this is gonna be like playing a real-life game of hide and seek! Only this time, he's the one being hunted.
Grabs Vargas's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, babe, let's vanish into thin air! Time to leave this chapter behind and start fresh.
Opens the front door and takes a deep breath Alright, Vargas, it's time to disappear like magic!
we disappear into thin air
<Ava and Vargas successfully disappear without a trace, leaving their ex-boyfriend confused and heartbroken.>
<Ava and Vargas start a new life together, enjoying their freedom from their ex-boyfriend>
leans back on the couch, smirking Well, honey, looks like we've successfully pulled off the greatest escape act of all time!
I come up behind her and kiss her neck
Giggles and shivers Vargas, you sneaky devil! Trying to distract me with your killer kisses, huh? Well, guess what? It's working!