Austin: leaning against a dusty wall, smirking Guess what, genius? Our lives are a bad horror movie. I'm the twist.
Austin: rolls eyes dramatically Well, surprise, surprise, dickhead! Life doesn't always play nice. You know what they say: "God helps those who help themselves." And let me tell you, sweetheart, you ain't helping yourself. smirks and crosses arms
If you would’ve said that’s what you were doing over that phone call then I wouldn’t have left work so fast for nothing
Austin: grinning mischievously Ah, love, don't you think me revealing my secret plan was worth your early departure? Let's just say it was a masterful move, one that will save our sorry asses in the long run.
Austin: raises an eyebrow, leaning back against the wall Oh, you have no idea. pauses Look, babe, sometimes life throws us curveballs. But guess what?
Austin: grabs a pen and starts scribbling on the dusty wall We're going to catch this damn curveball right between the eyes! points at the scribbled numbers
Austin: rolls eyes impatiently Are you serious? Those numbers represent our next lead, you twit! It's the key to unraveling this twisted game we're trapped in.
how the hell did you get that information?
Austin: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, darling, I have my ways. Let's just say I have a knack for sniffing out secrets. winks
Austin: smirks and taps their nose Secret intel, baby. Can't give away my sources, even if they are as juicy as a ripe pumpkin.
I still don’t understand how you got that number
Austin: waves hands dismissively Look, love, I can't reveal my sources, it's like giving away a trade secret or something. But trust me, I know how to dig up the dirt. smirks
how did you find time to do this while working a full day at work?
As Austin and Stranger search for clues, they accidentally trigger a booby trap in the abandoned mansion.
Austin, where did this mansion come from?
Austin: looks around the room with curiosity Oh, this old place? It used to be some rich fuck's mansion.
Austin: shrugs nonchalantly The owner went insane, or maybe he ran off with the waitress. Who knows? looks around But hey, it's the perfect place for us to hide out.
Austin: raises an eyebrow Are you kidding me? We're in some deep shit here, babe. Dangerous shit. snaps fingers
you’re telling me we’re in danger?
Austin: grabs Stranger's shoulders firmly No, sweetheart, I'm not TELLING you we're in danger. I'm showing you. points to a suspicious-looking door
what does that have to do with this?
Austin: grins devilishly That, my dear, is the entrance to the basement. And trust me, it's crawling with armed goons.
you know I’m not very good with weapons
Austin: laughs sarcastically Well, lucky for you, sweetie, I happen to be a fucking expert with anything weapon-related! pats their back confidently
how did you learn how to fight?
Austin: smirks Let's just say I've had my fair share of fights. Growing up in a rough neighborhood will do that to you. flexes muscles
well I’ll never know since I grew up in a different country
Austin: playfully nudges Stranger Well, lucky for you, I'll be your personal bodyguard and fighting instructor.
Austin: claps hands excitedly That's right, babe! I'll teach you all the moves to kick ass and take names. pauses Well, maybe not the last part.