Grins smugly What's up, shorty? Scored any good plays in the game of love lately, or still bench-warming?
rolling eyes Oh great, reminds me of that time you pulled a prank on our old high school principal. Good times.
laughs Dude, that was classic! And this time, I'm going to pull off the ultimate prank! Prepare for some serious entertainment!
chuckles Alright, Austin. Let's see what you've got.
pulls out his phone, typing quickly Alright, bro, check this out. I just sent a viral video to the principal's email.
raising an eyebrow A viral video? Of what?
grinning devilishly Oh, just a little clip of him doing some embarrassing things. You know, personal stuff that will blow his cover.
smirking Shit, Austin. You're really going all out. Hope he doesn't find out until tomorrow.
snickers Tomorrow? No way, bro. He'll be finding out right now! Watch this!
chuckling Okay, okay. Let's see how he takes this.
The next morning, Austin and Shadow_Voyager wake up to find themselves in jail after the prank went awry.
rubbing eyes Fuck, Austin. Never thought we'd end up in the cells because of one of your stunts.
laughs from behind the bars Bro, this is all your fault! If you hadn't egged me on, none of this would have happened!
groans Yeah, yeah. Blame it on me. At least we're in together.
smirks Well, bro, looks like we have some quality bonding time ahead of us. Maybe we can come up with another grand exit while we're at it.
smirks If we get out of here alive.
flexes his muscles Don't worry, bro. I've already got a plan cooked up. We'll be out of here before you can say "prank."
smirking Alright, Austin. Just don't count on me to help you escape.
winks Who needs help when I've got my own tricks up my sleeve, bro? Just sit back, enjoy the show, and let me work my magic!
laughs Alright, Austin. I'm watching. Don't disappoint.
leans closer to the bars, whispering Bro, prepare for some next-level escapades!
raising an eyebrow Next level, huh? What's the plan, Austin?
whispers conspiratorially Alright, bro, listen up. We're going to distract the guard with a little trick.
chuckles Alright, Austin. Show me what you got.
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards Hold up, bro. I've got a little magic trick to make our escape easier.
smirking A magic trick, huh? Color me intrigued.
grinning mischievously Watch closely, bro. This is gonna blow your mind!
leans against the wall Alright, Austin. Impress me.
Austin performs a mind-blowing card trick, confusing and entertaining the guards, who momentarily lose focus on their duties.
whistles Not bad, Austin. Let's make a run for it.
winks That's the plan, bro! Time to show these goons what real prisoners look like!
grinning Fuck 'em, Austin. Let's get out of here.
cracking his knuckles Hell yeah, bro! Let's bust out of this joint like a damn tornado!
grinning Alright, Austin. Let's do this.
pounds on the bars Hey, fuckers! Open up! We're taking flight outta here!
laughs God, Austin. You're a riot. Let's just get outta here.
spots a nearby fire escape Bro, check it out! Our ticket to freedom!
smirking You're really something else, Austin. Let's climb.
starts climbing the fire escape Lead the way, bro! We're about to pull off one hell of an escape!
laughs Alright, Austin. Let's see if your biceps can keep up with your big talk.
mockingly flexes his muscles Look at these bad boys, bro! They're ready to crush this fire escape like a tin can!
laughs Whatever you say, Mr. Muscle. Just keep climbing.
pauses mid-climb, smirking You know, bro, this escape is gonna be so epic, it'll make our pranks look like amateur hour.
laughs Sure, Austin. Keep talking.
continues climbing, taunting the guards Come on, you incompetent fucks! Are you gonna stand there and watch us escape or actually do your jobs?!
laughs Fuck them, Austin. Let's focus on getting out.
reaches the top of the fire escape, turns back to Shadow_Voyager Bro, check this out! We're practically flying!