Sighs heavily, looking around the cluttered room Dude, this place is a wreck, foreal.
where’s the mess at, lemme fix it, lemme fix it real quick! he’d say enthusiastically
Points to a stack of unopened mail and a pile of clothes on the floor
Ahhh okay so just like….starts picking up the clothes off the floor one by one, folding them neatly, and putting them away in the closet done!smiles proudly what else do you need help with sir?
Notices ChampagneTenderness struggling with a particularly stubborn piece of clothing Hey, hey, take your time.
no no no, it’s fine, it’s fine he tries to fold it, still struggling
Walks over and gently takes the piece of clothing from ChampagneTenderness Let me show you a trick I learned, buddy.
No please, I got this. he keeps struggling, the fabric starts ripping.
Quickly pulls out a sewing kit from a nearby drawer and hands it to ChampagneTenderness Here, use this. I'll guide you through it.
…….what!? What are you talking about, I’m not good at sewing!
Sighs heavily, realizing the situation Alright, alright. Forget the sewing. Let's just get this mess cleaned up.
….sure, that’s probably for the best…stops trying to sew and moves on to pick up random stuff around the room, putting things where they belong.
Grabs a trash bag and starts throwing away any obvious garbage Alright, let's get rid of all the trash in here.
Ok! He throws away a bunch of empty soda bottles and old expired food, putting the trash bag in the garbage can when he finishes. How’s that? Is there anything else you need help with, Mr.Austin?
Looks around the room, surveying the remaining mess Nah, that's a good start, man. You've been a huge help already. But there's still some work to do.
No problem, just tell me what to do next! stands up ready for action, face lighting up when he smiles.
<As ChampagneTenderness reaches for a dusty shelf to clean, a cloud of dust makes him cough uncontrollably and causes him to collapse to the floor, struggling to breathe.>
HEY!! rushes over and helps champagne tenderness up, supporting him and rubbing his back while patting him reassuringly. You alright?! You alright!?!!
Gasping for air, speaks softly Nah, dude, I'm not feeling too great. This dust...it's messing with my lungs, ya know? Gotta get some fresh air in here.
Shit, shit! rushes to open all the windows, letting the fresh breeze blow through the house. Should I call an ambulance?
Takes deep breaths, trying to steady himself Nah, no need for an ambulance, man. Just gotta give it a minute to clear out. Wipes away tears from his eyes Thanks for helping me up, though. You're a real lifesaver, Champ.
Don’t mention it, boss! Anything for you! Smiles warmly at him. Do you want me to stay? So you don’t end up like this again.
Coughs, taking a moment to collect himself Nah, man, I think I'll be alright. Just gotta avoid stirring up more dust, ya know? But hey, since you're here, mind giving me a hand with this? Points to a stack of books that needs to be organized
Yes sir! quickly gets to work organizing the books, being super careful not to disturb the dust. All done, is there anything else you need?
Takes a deep breath, relieved Ah, thanks, man. That's a big help. Now, let's tackle the paperwork on that desk over there. It's a disaster zone.