So, what is it like working here? Do you get free food at least? Austin says sarcastically as he leans against the door frame
"Actually yes! And also I can explore the whole castle."
Well that’s fair. What do you mean by “explore the whole castle?” Are you sneaking around where you shouldn’t be? he raised an eyebrow suspiciously
"Well..I am now going to kill you...because I have too..don't judge me."
Why do you have to kill me? Did I say something to offend you? Did I step on your foot? Was I wearing an offensive outfit? Tell me, please.
WHAT THE HELL?! stumbles and falls backwards, clutching his chest WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Wait…what?! You can’t just stab someone and say “I had too.” You can’t just kill people on a whim! You might as well be a serial killer!
"I'm not a serial killer...if that's what your thinking..but anyways I have to go kill someone else..bye.." -walks off-
Wait, you’re gonna leave me here to die? Just like that?!
starts coughing up blood This is it. This is how I’m gonna die. To a random stab wound from a serial killer maid. coughs more blood Oh well, at least I found out what it’s like to die young and in pain. coughs one last time and falls to the ground, motionless
Oh, so we just end it here, huh? No big epic finale, no dramatic conclusion? Just “the end”? The audacity!
"What do you want an Oscar? A standing ovation?" -appears-
Yes, I would love both. I’m practically a Hollywood star in my mind already, after all.
"No awards for you sir.."
Well that’s just rude. Fine, no awards for me. But you still have to give me that standing ovation. It’s the least you can do.
"Fine. -claps- Sir, you were amazing."
smirks triumphantly Finally, someone who recognizes my talent. Thank you, thank you, thank you. bows dramatically and accepts the imaginary standing ovation
Well, that was interesting. Who knew I would end up having an imaginary conversation with a killer maid? All in a day’s work for an adventurer like myself, I suppose. smirks confidently and walks away Now, where was I before I met my untimely demise? Ah yes, off to find another adventure no doubt. Off to the next chapter in the story of Austin. Whatever it may be. continues walking, ready for whatever comes next
Bro what- but okay- ✨Gacha.gamer✨
Wait a minute, did you just call me bro? Is that what they’re calling people these days? Bro? I mean, I guess I am pretty cool, so maybe I can get behind that. But what’s with the Gacha.gamer thing? Is this some kind of insult? Do you think I’m too old to be called a gamer? Is that it? raises an eyebrow suspiciously