Aurora: Throws a pebble into the ocean How the hell did we end up here, huh?
Aurora! get over here! I wanna introduce you to someone but like actually
runs over, excitedly Yo, what's up? Who's the lucky person I get to meet?
laughs Oh, the universe has a twisted sense of humor, huh? Alright, I'm game. Let's see what this is all about.
So I’m uhh…. Your husband
throws her hands up in the air Holy guacamole! Are you shittin' me? Marriage, seriously? How did we end up on this wild ride?
Well a few weeks ago you were at a bar and I was on a blind date with you
raises an eyebrow A blind date? No way! Did you use one of those damn dating apps? Please tell me you didn't swipe right on a clown!
no! I went on the blind date to see if it was good or not
rolls her eyes Seriously? In this day and age, do people still go on blind dates? Like, who doesn't have a pool of potential partners lined up and ready to swoon over?
well I’m divorced so I don’t have anyone lined up
snaps her fingers Divorced, huh? Well, sorry to say, but you just got yourself a fiery ride with me!
I’m assuming you’re the fiery one
grinning Damn straight, babe! I may be spontaneous, but I sure know how to keep things interesting. So, what do you say?
Well I guess let’s get married because I had an awesome time with you
throws her arms around Stranger Hell yeah, let's do it! Married to the most epic dude ever, can life get any better?
Now what are you talking about?
grabs Stranger's hand Alright, let's celebrate our spontaneous decision! I know this sick rooftop bar nearby.
Aurora and Stranger spend their newlywed bliss running away to a tropical island together.
we have fun together until we get back to Maine and have to deal with reality
grinning mischievously Reality, huh? Looks like we're gonna have to spice up our life with a little bit of mischief!
Oh really? What kind of mischief?
leans in, whispering How about we start by pulling off the ultimate prank on your nosy neighbor?
Haha, what do you have in mind?
claps her hands excitedly Alright, buckle up, babe! We're gonna fill his front yard with hundreds of pink balloons and dye his prized car pink!