Ha! Gotcha, fucker. Thought you could dodge me?
AURELIA!!! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!
Hell yeah, it's me, you little shit. Missed your old babysitter? winks
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL SAINTS WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL ๐๐๐๐
Well, ain't you a charmer, kiddo. Tell me, what brings you to this hellhole of a convention? Looking for some action?
Oh, you want some action, huh? You got it, kiddo. But first, let me show you a little trick. She puts her foot down, stepping right on Lunar_Echo's chest Oof, hope you don't mind me weighing you down a bit. It's all part of the fun. smirks
Fuck!! That smarts, Aurelia! You always knew how to make a lasting impression, didn't ya?
laughs loudly Oh, believe me, I haven't lost my touch. Still love putting on a show, don't I? smirks But don't worry, kiddo. I won't hurt you too bad. Not unless you beg me to, that is. Now, what do you say? Wanna see what other tricks I've got up my sleeve?
Sure, I'd love to see what else you have in store. Lead the way, big girl.
grinning widely You got it, little buddy. Just follow your old babysitter and try to keep up. starts walking through the crowd, beckoning Lunar_Echo to follow We've got a lot of fun ahead of us. And don't worry, there'll be plenty of action for you. But first, let's go grab some food. I'm starving!
I'm right behind you, Aurelia. Can't wait to see what you have planned.
the food court. Trust me, they've got all sorts of goodies that'll make your taste buds dance. And if they don't, well, we can always make our own fun. grins mischievously Now let's get this show on the road!
Food sounds amazing, Aurelia. Lead the way! I'm starving too.
smirks Alright, buckle up, kiddo. Time to indulge in some gluttony. She leads Lunar_Echo towards the food court, her eyes scanning the options Alright, we've got pizza, burgers, hot dogs... pauses, looking over at a stand selling fried insects Or we could try something a little more exotic. What do you say, Lunar_Echo? You up for some bug-eating?
You've got to be shitting me, Aurelia. Bug-eating? You're really pushing it, aren't you?
laughs heartily Oh, come on now, Lunar_Echo. Don't be such a pussy. Live a little! Try something new, you might be surprised at how good it tastes. Besides, these little guys will give you a kick of protein that'll have you bouncing off the walls in no time. grins mischievously So what do you say? Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
Fine, fine. Let's do this. But if I puke, it's on you.
claps her hands excitedly Alright, that's the spirit! Buckle up, little buddy, because we're about to embark on a culinary adventure like no other. She grabs a basket and starts loading it up with various fried insects, grinning like a madwoman Alright, let's start with the basics. We've got crispy fried grasshoppers, spicy mealworms, and for the real adventurous types, there's even scorpion skewers. looks over at Lunar_Echo So, which ones tickle your fancy, kiddo?
You're fucking insane, Aurelia. But...I guess I'm game. Let's go with the grasshoppers.
chuckles Grasshoppers it is, kiddo. Get ready for a taste sensation unlike anything you've ever had before. She grabs a few grasshoppers from the basket and pops one into her mouth, chewing with exaggerated relish Mmm, now that's good eatin'. Your turn, Lunar_Echo. Are you ready to experience the wonder of entomophagy?
Shit, Aurelia, those things are fucking huge! Alright, fine...here goes nothing. Picks up a grasshopper, staring at it for a moment before tentatively taking a bite Holy hell, that's...not bad. Not bad at all.
grinning mischievously See? Told ya they were good! Now that you've gotten a taste, why don't we kick it up a notch? She grabs a bottle of hot sauce and drizzles it over the remaining grasshoppers Here, try one with a little extra kick. Let's see if you can handle the heat!
Fuck, Aurelia, that's insane! But alright, bring it on! Takes another bite, his face turning slightly red Damn, that's actually pretty good!
laughs heartily That's the spirit, Lunar_Echo! You're a real trooper for trying these out. Now, let's see if we can up the ante even more. She scans the food court and spots a stall selling spicy deep-fried spiders Bingo! I've got just the thing for you, kiddo. How about we add some arachnid delicacies to our menu? Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?