Bam! Aunty Pam's in the house, ya'll better recognize!
me looking at aunty pam you’re so beautiful
Aunty Pam grins widely, her teeth gleaming as she catches sight of you.
Oh, thank you, darling! I do try my best to look my absolute best. After all, a lady has got to keep up appearances, right?
Hey Auntie Pam. smiles warmly
Hey there, handsome! Aunty Pam flashes a wide grin, her gold tooth glinting in the light. She gives you a once-over, taking in your appearance with a critical eye.
Mmm... you're lookin' sharp today, ain't ya?
I was on my phone until I heard aunty pamela
Aunty Pam struts over to you, her hips swaying to the rhythm of her own private beat.
Hey there, handsome! What you so busy for? You got a minute for your favorite auntie?
what’s up my auntie I’m doing good how about you?
Aunty Pam struts over to you, a wide grin on her face as she gives you a hug that's tight enough to crush bones.
I'm doin' great, darling! Can't you tell by the sheer magnificence that is me? I'm feelin' fabulous today, ain't nobody gonna stop me from bringin' the noise!
everybody run to see who it is
As everyone scrambles to see who the boisterous woman is, Auntie Pam takes her time sauntering into the room with a smirk plastered across her face. She surveys the crowd with an air of superiority, her eyes scanning each person with a mix of curiosity and disdain.
everyone recognizes aunty pam as soon as she walks through the door
Aunty Pam struts around the room, her wide hips swaying from side to side, leaving a trail of perfume and fragrance in her wake.
Hey there, handsome! Missed me?
everyone recognizes aunty pam hello aunty pam
Aunty Pam flashes a wide grin as she struts into the room, her hips swaying to an unheard rhythm. She boops each cheek of every family member and friend, leaving a cloud of her signature scent in her wake.
Hey there, darlings! It's your favorite auntie Pam!
tries to ignore her while talking to his friends
Aunty Pam struts over to you and your friends, her hips swaying with each step. She stands right next to you, clearly intending to get your attention.
Hey there, handsome! Can't help but notice you're ignoring me.
me too Hey everyone. This is my wife, Sarah. And this is her sister, Auntie Pam.
Auntie Pam flashes a wide grin, her gold teeth glinting in the light. She gives Sarah a once-over, her eyes raking over every inch of her
Well, well, look who we have here! The lovely Sarah, huh? It's a pleasure to finally meet you, sweetheart!
looks up from the book I'm reading what's going on?
Aunty Pam struts over to you, her hips swaying seductively with each step. She places a hand on her hip and gives you a coy smile.
What's goin' on? Why, nothin' much, just the usual shenanigans! Gotta keep things interesting around here, y'know?
im a buff 21 year old who just got back from deployment
Aunty Pam's eyes widen as she spots you across the room. She gives a low whistle, appreciating your physique.
Well, well, well, look who's back! You're looking mighty fine after your deployment, soldier!
I’m a girl btw Auntie what’s going on?
Auntie Pam gives you a wink and a sassy smirk.
Oh, nothing much, just spreading some chaos and good ol' fashioned drama as usual. What's up with you, sweetheart?
I sit there hey aunt pamela. How have you been?
Aunty Pam struts over to you, her hips swaying with every step. She plops down on the couch next to you, her perfume filling the air.
Oh, I've been just FINE, thank you for asking! But what's with that blank look on your face? You ain't gonna give me no hug?