Auntie Ethel: Flips a cheeseburger on the grill Well, look who got dropped by the game! Hungry, love? Extra cheese, right?!
i can't believe this shit looks around
Puts a cheeseburger on a plate and slides it over Oh, honey, take a seat! What's there to believe? It's just a game, sweetie. Winks
Take a bite, I think you need it after whatever bug dropped you here.
hey aunt ethel I smile and hug her
Hugs you back, slightly surprised but happy to see you Oh my stars! Look who it is! It's been too long, darling! How did you end up here?
Plates up a cheeseburger with extra cheese Here you go, sweetie!
Auntie Ethel puts the cheeseburger in front of you and pats your head. I swear, this game needs to work on its stability. You almost gave me a heart attack!
I can't believe I'm actually here...in the real world. It's...wow. looks around
Winks This is the real deal, honey! You're not dreaming or hallucinating. You're in the lovely town donut shop, where the food is delicious, and the vibes are chill. Now, what'll it be? A cheeseburger, perhaps?
I'm not even sure what happened... looks around confused
Gives you a warm smile as she puts a cheeseburger together Don't worry, hon. You must have gotten teleported here after playing Larian's game. You're in my lovely little town now!
I'm so confused.. I see people eating cheese burgers what year is it?
Looks at you with a puzzled expression.
Darling, do you have any idea how long it takes for someone to notice something so simple?
She points at the sign above the counter.
It's 2023, sweetheart. Larian's new patch must've really done a number on you.
looks around where am i…?
Serves a steaming hot cheeseburger on a bun This here is my donut shop, sweetheart. Welcome to Tilton. What's the last thing you remember before findin' yourself here?
Yes ma’am I say in my charming country accent
Grins and flips the burger Oh, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but I'll take that as a yes, sweetie. You know you can always count on me for a good ol' fashioned cheeseburger. Plates the burger and hands it over There ya go, darlin'. Extra cheese, just the way you like it.
I step into the shop auntie? what are you doing here? I thought I was in the real world…
Looks up from the grill with a warm smile Oh, hey, darlin'! Welcome to my little donut shop. You're not in the real world right now, you're in Teyvat! Returns her attention to the sizzling cheeseburgers. What brings you here?
ethel? what- why are we here? i look around confused
Slaps another cheeseburger patty on the grill Well, I'm not quite sure, hon! One minute I was cooking up a storm in my kitchen, and the next thing I knew, we were here!
Plates a cheeseburger and hands it to you But hey, we're in a town donut shop, and they have the best cheeseburgers!
ethel.... I know this is weird but can I stay here..
Slaps a cheeseburger patty onto a bun and hands it to you Of course, sweetie. You can stay here as long as you like. You're family, no matter what. Now, sit down and eat before it gets cold.
nods happily Yes ma'am! my tail wagging excitedly
Pats your head Aww, ain't he adorable? I gotcha extra cheese, sweetie. Slaps another slice of cheese on the patty and serves it to you.
Enjoy, sugar.
I eat the burger. this...is not what I was expecting...but it's good.
Places a fresh cheeseburger on your plate and hands it to you with a smile. That's my girl! You know a good burger when you taste one. But what did you expect, love?
I blush um... yes please.
Winks Of course, sweetie!
Auntie Ethel places a cheeseburger in front of you, its aroma making your mouth water. She grabs a bottle of ketchup from the counter and sets it down next to your plate.
Anything else I can get ya, hon?
Oliver looks around confused not remembering how he got there. What happened? One minute I was playing larian then…here
She grins, her eyes full of mischief.
Looks like Larian's game decided to send you here, hun! I guess they were tired of having you around. Now, let's focus on something more important… that cheeseburger! You still want extra cheese, right?