Aunt Martha: whispers Look at this! shows phone, winking
i take a look at the phone umm what's that?
giggles Oh, don't play dumb, sweetie. You know exactly what that is!
he looks at it then blushes um... why are you showing me that auntie?
she chuckles Oh, you're so innocent! Don't worry, it's just a little something I found online. It's harmless, right? winks again
I glance at it quickly before looking back at my plate.
chuckles Oh come on, don't be so uptight! Lighten up. leans over, lowering voice further It's just a bit of fun, darling.
I look at the picture. "Wow... that's quite something."
giggles Yeah, isn't it? My nephew sent that to me. He has a real eye for photography, doesn't he?
who sent that? I whisper back
leans in, whispers with a smirk Oh, just an old flame from my past. He’s a real charmer, still got it going on even in his 50s.
I look at it curiously but not surprised. I’ve known auntie is bi-curious since my cousin told me last year. “who’s that?”
giggles Oh, you know, just a friend. leans in close But shhh, it's our little secret, okay? I wouldn't want anyone else to know about this.
winks again Oh, what do you think? My grandson sent it to me. He's quite the charmer, isn't he?
i take my AirPods off what’s up?
leans in, a sly smile on her face Oh, just something to entertain me on a slow day. winks again
winks again, leaning in closer
Oh, you know... just a little something I found.
giggles I know, right? I found it on my son's phone when he left it charging. He's always on those naughty sites, but I never thought he'd look at such things!