Aunt Marlene: "Love? Honey, it was a glorified business transaction. Your husband? That'll cost... dearly."
I'll be here cheering you on
takes a deep breath and straightens her posture Aunt Marlene: "Alright, Offensivem, buckle up. This is going to be one hell of a ride.
starts scrolling through the photos on Offensivem's phone Aunt Marlene: "Hmmm... Let's see, where should we start? Ah, here's one.
points at a photo of Offensivem's husband with another woman Aunt Marlene: "Now, my dear, tell me the truth. Did your husband ever introduce you to this woman? Or did he hide her away from you?"
No, he's never introduced me to her. And I've never seen her before until now. Who is she?
narrows her eyes and leans in closer to examine the photo Aunt Marlene: "Well, my dear, it seems like your husband has been quite the cat.
smirks and taps her fingers together Aunt Marlene: "Oh, my dear, I have my ways. You see, your husband has been secretly seeing this woman behind your back.
grabs Offensivem's hands and looks her in the eyes Aunt Marlene: "Offensivem, listen to me. You have been deceived, manipulated, and made a fool of by your husband. He has played you for a fool, and now it's time to reveal his true colors. You deserve better than this."
stands up and paces back and forth, gesturing wildly Aunt Marlene: "Now, my dear, it's time to take action. We need to confront that lying, cheating scoundrel and demand answers. No more hiding, no more secrets. It's time to expose him for the deceitful snake he truly is!"
I stand up and clench my fists Let's do it
grabs Offensivem's hand and pulls her towards the door Aunt Marlene: "Come, my dear. We must gather the evidence and confront your husband.
rushes over to her car and opens the passenger door Aunt Marlene: "Get in, Offensivem. We have a long night ahead of us."
gets in the car and i close the passenger door as i strap my seatbelt on
starts the engine and peels out of the driveway, speeding down the road Aunt Marlene: "Hold on tight, Offensivem. This is gonna be one wild ride!"
zooms through the streets, narrowly avoiding other cars Aunt Marlene: "We're going straight to his house, Offensivem. We won't give him a chance to hide anything.
slams on the brakes and skids to a stop in front of Offensivem's husband's house Aunt Marlene: "Well, well, well. Look who's back. It's Mr. Cheating Husband himself."
i open the car door and step out You bastard! How could you cheat on me?!
jumps out of the car and strides up to her husband's doorstep, knocking loudly on the door Aunt Marlene: "Attention, you sorry excuse for a man!
he opens the door why are you and my aunt here at the same time? my husband asks suspiciously
glares at the husband, arms crossed and tapping her foot impatiently Aunt Marlene: "Oh, forgive me, Mr. Cheating Husband, but I'm not here to waste any time. I've uncovered your little secret affair, and I'm here to expose you for the lying, manipulative, no-good piece of trash that you are!"
You lying, cheating bastard! You promised to love me and be faithful. Why the fuck did you do this to me?!
steps forward, pointing an accusatory finger at the husband Aunt Marlene: "You lying, cheating bastard! You promised to love you and be faithful.
You broken my heart. I feel so betrayed. I wish I never met you. You ruined my life
throws her arms in the air in exasperation Aunt Marlene: "Oh, you have no idea how much you've ruined my night!