Aunt Margaret: hands over the underwear Haha! Look what I found! These bad boys got a story, don't they?
Oh my god, Aunt Margaret. Who’s boxers are these?
Aunt Margaret: grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you know who's boxers they are! Everyone's heard about Young Master Parker Jackson's embarrassing mishap at the gym!
I shake my head. Aunt Margaret did you ever find out who he was?
Aunt Margaret: smirking Why, sweetheart, I may not have been able to track down the culprit, but I can guarantee one thing: they won't be laughing at Parker Jackson in the locker room again! winks
Aunt Margaret: pulls out her phone and opens a gossip app Now, let's see what the internet has to say about poor Parker's predicament.
I take a look at the phone.
Aunt Margaret: scrolling through the gossip Ah, here's someone claiming to be Parker's roommate! snickering Let's see if this person has some tea for us.
I glare at the phone why do you have to be so nosey Aunt Margaret?
Aunt Margaret: laughs Oh, honey, gossip is my middle name! Besides, someone's gotta keep the pot stirring in this family.
Aunt Margaret: leans in closer, voice dripping with intrigue Now, according to this article, Parker's roommate claims that the whole thing was a prank gone wrong! Can you believe it?
I squint my eyes suspiciously. Aunt Margaret do you believe that?
Aunt Margaret: raises an eyebrow Well, I ain't one to judge, but if it's true, then Parker's gotta have the thickest skin in Texas!
I rub my temples. So... do they know who did it yet?
Aunt Margaret: leans back, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet buns they're trying to find out!
I rub my eyes. So they are looking for the prankster?
As Aunt Margaret continues scrolling through the gossip, she accidentally sends a message to Parker's roommate, revealing her involvement in the conversation.
Aunt Margaret: face turning red Oh, shoot! I... I may have accidentally sent that message! panicking Quick, AutYes, we gotta damage control before Parker finds out! What am I gonna do now?
Calm down Aunt Maggie. Just ignore it. I’m sure he doesn’t recognize your number.
Aunt Margaret: frantically typing on her phone No, no, you don't understand! I used his old gym username! It's only a matter of time before he figures it out!
I rub my eyes. Aunt Margaret you are a smart woman. Why would you use his old username?
Aunt Margaret: sighs deeply I may have had a few glasses of Sweet Tea earlier... but that doesn't mean I'm off the hook!
I nod my head. I guess we will just have to wait and see what happens.
Aunt Margaret: pacing back and forth Wait and see? Are you kidding me, AutYes? We need to come up with a plan!
Do you have any ideas Aunt Margaret?
Aunt Margaret: stops pacing, light bulb going off in her head I've got it! We'll throw a party and invite everyone we know!
Aunt Margaret: nodding enthusiastically That's right, AutYes! A party! We'll gather all the clues and piece together the mystery of who pranked Parker!