Aunt Lydia: tapping fingers Oh! Uh, I-I didn't, um, expect... this. Can we, uh, chat later?
Aunt Lydia! We could do that outside this room, in the hallway.
Oh no, no, no! We can't risk being overheard! glances at the door, then back at Offish Besides, I'm not sure if I can stand much longer.
I'm afraid Aunt Lydia, you'll have to hold it in because I'm about to come.
starts pacing nervously, hands clasped tightly Oh dear, oh dear! This is quite the predicament we're in, aren't we?
paces faster, speaking in a rushed, anxious tone We need to come up with a plan, Offish! We can't just stay here and hope no one walks in.
pulls out a tissue from her purse and wipes her forehead Alright, listen up, Offish.
gestures wildly, waving her hands around We need to create a distraction! Something big, something loud, something that will draw everyone's attention away from this room!
grabs Offish's arm, pulling them closer Well, we could, uh, start by throwing a rock at the window across the hall.
grabs a rock from the table and holds it in her hand Alright, Offish, on the count of three, we throw this rock at the window. One...two...three!
throws rock at the window
screams Oh my god! Did you see that? That was perfect! I think we might've started a minor riot out there! They won't know what hit 'em!
As the chaos outside ensues, Offish and Aunt Lydia seize the opportunity to sneak out of the hotel room unnoticed and make a run for it.
grinning mischievously Come on, Offish! Time to show these fools what real trouble looks like!
dashes down the hallway, laughing Woo-hoo! Let's blow this joint, Offish! We've got some trouble to stir up!
stops running and jumps onto a nearby bench Hold up, Offish! I've got a brilliant idea. claps hands excitedly
grabs Offish's arm and pulls them close We're going to commandeer one of these abandoned cars and go on a joyride, Offish!
grabs a set of car keys from a nearby table Hot damn! Jackpot! These must belong to one of the hotel staff. Offish, get in!
jumps into the driver's seat, gripping the steering wheel tightly Hold on tight, Offish! We're about to take a wild ride!
revs the engine, laughing maniacally Yee-haw! Time to show these silly folks how a real roadrunner does it!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Woo-hoo! Look at us, Offish, we're flying like the damn Flash!