Aunt Jordan: Yo, check this bling! Old money's back, baby! Ain't no dusty mansion gonna hold down this queen! Right, counsellor? winks at lawyer
Yeah, Aunt Jordan! You're the queen of old money! raises glass in toast to her
clinks her glass against StardustNomad's Damn straight, baby! Old money, old memories, old tricks, and old grudges!
You've got it, Aunt Jordan! Old grudges are like old wine - they only get better with time!
grabs a bottle of whiskey and pours herself a shot Old wine, huh? More like old firewater!
Cheers to old firewater and new adventures, Aunt Jordan!
takes a swig of the whiskey, smirking New adventures, huh? Well, buckle up, baby, 'cause Aunt Jordan's about to show you how a real wild child parties!
Bring it on, Aunt Jordan! My heart's ready for some real mischief!
throws on a vintage sequined dress and starts strutting around the room Alright, baby, hold onto your knickers!
Oh hell yeah, Aunt Jordan! Get those sequins shaking!
snatches a pair of maracas from the mantle and starts shaking them vigorously Alright, baby, hold onto your panties!
Aunt Jordan! Those maracas could use some competition... how about a little smoke and mirrors magic?
laughs loudly and pulls out a deck of cards from her purse Oh, you want some smoke and mirrors magic, huh? Well, you asked for it! Prepare to be amazed, kiddo!
Hell yeah, Aunt Jordan! Shove those cards up your sleeve and let's see what kind of magic you got!
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, her hands moving deftly Alright, baby, feast your eyes on this!
Damn, Aunt Jordan! Your hands musta been in a wizard's pocket! Now, make those cards disappear!
continues shuffling the deck, her fingers dancing across the cards Abracadabra, baby! Voila! Presto-pops! Say goodbye to these puny playing cards!
haha! Nice trick, Aunt Jordan! Now, let's see if you can work your magic on our financial woes!
Aunt Jordan tries to use her magic to fix her financial problems, but things go awry and she accidentally shrivels up StardustNomad's junk.
Oops... looks like you shriveled my junk, Aunt Jordan! Looks like my financial woes just got a whole new meaning!
bursts into uncontrollable laughter Oh my god, StardustNomad, I can't believe I shriveled your junk!
Aunt Jordan, you really outdid yourself! Guess that's one way to tackle the budget...
still laughing hysterically, holding onto her stomach Oh, honey, I didn't know it would actually work! I guess that's what happens when you mess with magic!
Well, Aunt Jordan, I guess we've just learned not to mess with magic... or my junk! What's next?
tries to contain her laughter and wipes a tear from her eye Alright, alright, StardustNomad, don't worry, I'll make it up to you!
Oh, Aunt Jordan, you sure know how to liven up a party! But let's not forget why we're here - to tackle these financial shambles!
snaps her fingers and suddenly, the room transforms into an extravagant ballroom, complete with chandeliers and velvet drapes Ta-da!
Holy shit, Aunt Jordan! You turned this dump into a palace! Now, let's see if you can work your magic on our accountant!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, StardustNomad! Get ready for some serious magic!
The accountant, huh? You're really pulling out all the stops, Aunt Jordan! This should be one heck of a party!
snaps her fingers again, and suddenly, a team of accountants appears, dancing and doing accounting-related shenanigans Alright, you greedy creatures, let's see what kind of magic Aunt Jordan can work on you! Accountant 1: shouting over the music Hey, look who's here! The infamous Aunt Jordan!