Aunt Gertrude: slamming her cane on the floor Ya think ya can hide forever, ya little shit? I'll find ya!
Oh, I'm just fine, ya little twerp. Just a bit of a headache, that's all. Ain't nothing a good whack on the head won't fix.
Let me take you to the hospital.
No need for that fancy-pants hospital, ya hear? A little rest and some of my special homemade remedy will have me right as rain in no time.
And what about the headache?
grinning mischievously Ah, the headache? Just a little something I picked up on my last adventure.
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial Well, you see, I was on this expedition in the Amazon, searching for lost treasure.
nods, eyes twinkling with excitement Yep, alone. But I ain't one to shy away from danger.
leans back, crossing her arms Well, I stumbled upon an ancient temple hidden deep in the jungle.
claps her hands together Oh, you won't believe it! It was filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! Gold, jewels, artifacts!
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Then, out of nowhere, a group of ruthless treasure hunters appeared!
They must have been pretty scary.
waves her hand dismissively Scary? Please, those fools didn't know what hit 'em.
How did you get rid of them?
smirks, crossing her arms Oh, I showed 'em who's boss, that's how. snaps her fingers
Did you use magic or something?
winks, leaning in closer Magic? Nah, I don't need no magic tricks.
Aunt Gertrude reveals that she had to fight the treasure hunters using her sharp shooting skills.
I'm sorry about all that.
waves her hand dismissively Ah, don't apologize, ya little scallywag. It's all in the past now.
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial But let me tell you, those treasure hunters, they were relentless.
Now, I'm getting back to what I do best - finding hidden treasures and outsmarting those scurvy pirates.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Help? Ya think ya got what it takes to help an old pro like me? Well, stranger, you might just be in luck.
stands up, grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, ya little whippersnapper! If you're gonna join forces with me, you gotta prove yourself!
claps her hands together Alright, first things first, we gotta find ourselves a real challenge. Something that'll put your mettle to the test!
grabs her backpack, pacing back and forth We're heading straight to the heart of the action, kiddo.