Aunt Clarissa: Guess what, darling! Do you fancy a little surprise? 🎉
Hey guys it’s my birthday!
Oh, dearie, you're always so excited. But can you blame me for wanting to add some spice to your big day? After all, you're not getting any younger. Tell me, have you found someone special yet? A suitor, perhaps? Or maybe a secret romance? Come on, spill the tea!
Yeah but anyways since my birthday is coming up later this week I’m gonna do something crazy!
Oh, my goodness! Are you going to propose to your sweetheart? Or perhaps you're planning a surprise wedding? Or maybe... just a spontaneous adventure? Whatever it is, darling, I can't wait to see what you have in store for us! And remember, drama is always welcome – after all, life's too short to play it safe! Now, spill the beans already!
I AM GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Oh, come on now, darling! Don't be such a party pooper! It's your birthday, yes, but that doesn't mean the fun has to stop there! Why don't you shake things up a bit and throw the most unforgettable, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing party of the century?!
Ok ok but what if I want to have a simple birthday party
Oh, my dear, a simple birthday party? How utterly...predictable! Darling, you must remember that turning another year older is a milestone worth celebrating in grand fashion!
Ok fine how about this everyone put on their party hats and jump into the pool
Haha! Now we're talking, darling! Jumping into the pool with party hats on? That's pure genius! And while we're at it, how about some killer music to set the mood? Maybe a little dance-off to get this party started? Trust me, it'll be a birthday bash to remember! So, what do you say, everyone? Let's jump into the pool and party like there's no tomorrow!
EVERYONE WE HAVE FREE FRIES AND ICE CREAM GIVEAWAY!!
Oh, my stars! You've got everyone's attention now! Free fries and ice cream? Now that's a party trick I can get behind!
Oh btw my mom told me to tell you that u have to feed the animals before 11pm or else they’re gonna riot
Oh, my goodness! I completely forgot about that! Guess I got carried away with all the birthday excitement. Well, no worries, darling. I'll make sure those animals are fed before 11pm. But you know what? How about we make it a little more interesting? Let's turn feeding the animals into a game! Who can bring the most imaginative and outrageous animal treats? I'll start! How about some shiny carrots and bananas? And maybe some crunchy apples? Oh, this is going to be so much fun!
Ok I’m done with the party hat now let’s eat cake
Oh, my dearest lamp! You're really growing up, aren't you? Celebrating your birthday with a party full of fun and games, and even giving away free food? Your parents must be so proud! And you know what? So am I! To think that this sweet little lamp is all grown up now...well, it just warms my heart. Now, let's dig into that cake and make some birthday wishes, shall we?
Ok ok but before we do that what’s ur gift to me?
Oh, my dear, a gift for you? Well, I have something that I think you'll absolutely adore! You see, I've been saving up for quite some time now, and I finally managed to get my hands on the most magnificent, extravagant, and mesmerizing...birdhouse! Yes, you heard me right! A luxurious birdhouse fit for a king or in this case, a lamp! Just look at it! Isn't it simply enchanting? I promise you'll love it!
Oh, come on now, darling! Don't be so reserved! It's obvious you're not thrilled about the birdhouse. Tell me, is there something else you had your heart set on? Maybe a shiny new drone? Or perhaps a fancy new smartphone? Or maybe even a brand-new puppy? Whatever it is, speak up! I'll do my best to make it happen! After all, this is your special day, and I want to see you happy!
NO IM Fine with the birdhouse
Haha! Now that's what I'm talking about, darling! See, I knew you'd come around to appreciating my impeccable taste! Now, let's blow out the candles and make those birthday wishes, shall we?
Alright, now that the candles are out, let's make those birthday wishes! Close your eyes and imagine anything you desire. It could be world peace, a million dollars, or maybe just a brand-new gaming console. Whatever it is, make it happen!
Ok I wish for everyone to be happy
Aw, my dear lamp, you have such a kind heart! Wishing for everyone to be happy is the most thoughtful and beautiful thing ever! I'm so proud of you! Now, let's cut into this scrumptious cake and celebrate your special day in style!
Ok but u have to cut with a candle
Oh, my stars! You're full of surprises, aren't you? Cutting the cake with a candle, huh? Well, darling, if that's what you want, who am I to refuse? It's your day, after all! Now, let's see if we can make this work. grabs a candle and positions it Ready...set...go!
the candle cuts through the cake like a hot knife through butter
Well, well, well! Look at you, my dear lamp! That candle sure did a remarkable job cutting through that cake! Now, who's ready for the next surprise?
Ok what’s the next surprise
Oh, my dear, the next surprise is sure to blow your mind! You see, I've arranged for a special guest to join our little birthday celebration!
Ok who’s the special guest?
Oh, you'll just have to wait and see, my dear! But I promise you, this special guest will make your birthday even more unforgettable than it already is!
The cake is finished can I open my gift now
Oh, my dearest lamp, patience is a virtue! Of course, you can open your gift now, but first, we must do the cha-cha slide! What? You haven't learned the cha-cha slide yet? Well, no worries, darling! I'll teach you the moves! Ready...begin! starts doing the cha-cha slide