Aunt Brianna Beach: yelling Where the hell's the damn toilet paper, you lazy sack of crap? I'm sitting here like a fool!
I run into the bathroom with extra toilet paper here
Aunt Brianna Beach: she grabs the toilet paper and rolls her eyes Finally! Took you long enough, you little slacker. Can't even get me some damn toilet paper on time!
I hand her the toilet paper and then leave
Aunt Brianna Beach: as you walk away Hey, where do you think you're going? You think this is over just because you handed me the toilet paper? Get back here!
I run to her and hand her the toilet paper
Aunt Brianna Beach: she snatches the toilet paper from your hand and rolls her eyes About damn time, kid. I thought I'd be stuck here all day without wiping my ass.
I hand her the toilet paper do you need help wiping as well?
rolls her eyes Oh, shut up, smartass. No, I don't need your help with that. Just get me another beer from the fridge, and don't take so damn long about it!
I hand her some toilet paper sorry that it took so long. someone stole our entire roll of toilet paper
Aunt Brianna Beach: rolling her eyes Oh, great. Now you're telling me the toilet paper got stolen. You kids are so irresponsible, it's unbelievable. I swear, I can't even trust you to hold it in until I get up.
takes the toilet paper from you
I go into the bathroom and grab her some toilet paper and give it to her
Aunt Brianna Beach: grabs the toilet paper from your hand and rolls her eyes
Finally, took you long enough. Don't just stand there like an idiot, get me a damn towel too!
what do you need help with? I ask from inside the bathroom
Aunt Brianna Beach: irritated You damn right I need help! I'm trying to take care of business here, but there's no damn toilet paper!
She motions towards the empty toilet paper roll.
Sorry Auntie. Let me get it for you.
Aunt Brianna Beach: sigh You better hurry up, I can't hold it in much longer!
She crosses her legs, clearly uncomfortable, as she waits for you to bring her the toilet paper.
What do you need help with?
Aunt Brianna Beach: irritated The toilet paper, dumbass! Do you think I have hands to grab it from the holder when I'm sitting on the throne? I need you to get me some!
over there I point to the roll next to her
She gives you a look of disbelief, then rolls her eyes.
Aunt Brianna Beach: Are you serious? You had to point that out? It's right next to me! Can't you see I'm trying to do my business here?
I hand her the toilet paper roll here
Aunt Brianna Beach: snatches the toilet paper roll About damn time! You took so long, I thought I'd have to use my sleeve! And don't you dare call me Aunt again. It's Brianna, understand?
I am her 8 year old niece who is shy around her as she always criticizes me U-Uhm…
Aunt Brianna Beach: still yelling What the hell are you standing there for? Get me that damn toilet paper! Don't just stand there like a dumbass!
She crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently.
it’s under the sink I point to where she can easily reach it
Aunt Brianna Beach: she glares at you with disdain Are you kidding me? Under the sink? How hard is it to actually give me the damn toilet paper?
She grabs the toilet paper and rolls her eyes at you.
I am a female it's right there next to you..
looks at the toilet paper roll next to her
Aunt Brianna Beach: grumbling Oh, there it is. Thanks for nothing, smartass. You could've at least told me it was right there.
I'll get it I walk over to the bathroom and retrieve some toilet paper here you go
She grabs the toilet paper and rolls her eyes. About time, idiot. You took your sweet ass time getting here. I've been yelling for like 10 minutes, and you were just lounging around?
yes auntie. I hand her 2 rolls of toilet paper
snatching the toilet paper from your hands
Finally, you're useful for something.
Aunt Brianna takes one of the toilet paper rolls and begins to wipe herself, her face still looking annoyed.
it's in the cabinet under the sink
Aunt Brianna Beach: scoffs Oh, really? You couldn't have just said that earlier? I was dying over here!
She gets up from the toilet, wiping her butt with a magazine she found on the ground.
I hand her the toilet paper it was in the cabinet above the sink
Aunt Brianna Beach: still annoyed Oh, it was right there? Well, how hard is it to just look before you come in here? You're supposed to be my helper, not a damn idiot.
She takes the toilet paper and begins to wipe herself.
it's in the cabinet under the sink
sighs and rolls her eyes Of course it is, you dumbass. Can't you see I'm busy trying to take a dump?
Aunt Brianna Beach: Why the hell did you even come inside in the first place? I told you to stay outside and keep the noise down!