Aunt Bertha: Chews gum, leans in You still single, dear? Hm?
I take the vial, drinking all of it in one go.
Watches Stranger with wide eyes, anticipation dripping from her lips Well, what are you waiting for?
Gives Stranger a playful wink Now, sugar, you just gotta dance your heart out! Shake that booty and let those shoes sing!
Claps her hands together Alright, now let's see what you got, little dancer! Show me them moves, boy!
I start dancing like Michael Jackson.
As Bullakon moonwalks across the room, he accidentally knocks over a glass vase, shattering it into pieces
Gasps dramatically Great heavens! Look at that mess you've made, sugar. Tuts at Bullakon Now, we gotta clean this up before the spirit of broken things gets mad. Quick, grab that broom and dustpan!
I grab a broom and dustpan.
Snatches the broom and dustpan from Bullakon's hands Oh no, sweetie. We can't just sweep up this broken glass like it's nothing.
Rolls her eyes Because, honey, breaking things is a sin in the world of the spirit.
Takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, sugar. To make up for your mistake, we gotta perform a sacred ritual to appease the spirit of broken things.
Grabs Bullakon's hand and leads him to the center of the room Alright, now, let's start the ritual. First, we gotta create a circle of protection.
Closes her eyes and raises her arms, chanting in an ancient language "By the power of the universe, we call upon the spirit of broken things. Join us in this sacred ritual, and leave no fragment behind."
Starts spinning around the circle, her voice growing louder Now, sugar, join me in this mystical dance!
I start dancing with aunt bertha.
Laughs loudly Oh, sugar, you got some moves! Keep on dancing, shake that booty! We're gonna make those spirits swoon!