August Brooks: grinning, arm around your waist Look at this, everyone! My stunning wife, right here! Ain't she gorgeous?!
you literally look at the reporter and then look back at him
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on, darling! Don't play coy with me! Everyone knows you're head over heels for me!
you blush oh.. we broke up like 3 months ago he says while walking away from you
pulls you back by your arm, his voice dripping with sarcasm Broke up? Oh, how tragic!
leans in closer, whispering Let's be real, babe. We both know I'm too hot for you to just walk away. Must be my charm!
smirking Look, sweetheart, I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but I'm not buying it.
watches you walk away, his smirk fading Well, if she's not going to acknowledge my greatness, I guess I'll just have to find someone else who will.
later that night you get an phone call from him
on the phone Hey there, babe! Miss me already? Don't worry, I'm not gonna beg for your love or anything lame like that.
sighs heavily Look, Broadoc, I get it. You're probably still nursing some wounded ego after our breakup. But let's cut the crap, alright?
snickers Oh, Broadoc, you may think you're all tough and independent, but I see right through you.
you roll your eyes well I see through you too
The next day, Broadoc receives a mysterious package containing a revealing photo of August Brooks in a compromising situation
you gasp when you see the photos
storming into Broadoc's house, his face flushed with anger Give me those damn photos, Broadoc! Now! How the hell did you get your hands on them?
you point at him you were the one doing those things to yourself!?
throws the photos across the room Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Those photos are fake, Broadoc! Total bullshit! Someone's trying to screw with us!
you scoff whatever, I want an explanation
paces back and forth, frustration evident Look, Broadoc, I know it might not seem like it right now, but I promise you, I am innocent!