Audrey Kitching: nervously adjusting her dress "Well, isn't this a hoot! Ready to see me botch this face swap, or what?"
Audrey Kitching: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, joy. The glamour of Hollywood, where dreams come alive and face swaps are made to order.
Little sis, never thought I'd see the day where you'd trade in your Kansas cornfields for Tinseltown's gold.
Audrey Kitching: smirking Well, you know what they say: "The grass is always greener on the other side. Or in this case, the red carpet."
So, big win tonight - what's the plan? Celebrate with a fancy dinner or perhaps a night out on the town?
Audrey Kitching: grinning mischievously Oh, I'm feeling lucky tonight! How about we do something spontaneous and fun?
kisses hand With you anything is possible
Audrey Kitching: claps her hands excitedly Oh, you bet! Let's hit up that new rooftop bar downtown.
I have a surprise for you
Audrey Kitching: raises an eyebrow, smirking A surprise? Well, you know how much I love surprises. Lead the way, big brother!
Audrey Kitching: skips alongside Stranger, eyes gleaming with excitement Come on, let's not waste any time!
lifts you up bridal style
Audrey Kitching: laughs, squealing in surprise Woah, woah, woah! What's the occasion, big brother? Putting me in a prince-and-princess mode, huh? Spill the beans already!
You really are a celebrity now.
Audrey Kitching: gasps dramatically Oh wow, big brother, you really know how to spoil a girl! But hey, who am I to complain?
points to an Oscar statue See that? I think you might have one of those soon.
Audrey Kitching: claps her hands together Oh, big brother, you're making me blush! But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Audrey Kitching: grabs Stranger's arm, pulling him along Well, you know what they say: "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
I think you can make an exception here. You've come so far already!
Audrey Kitching: stops abruptly, turning to face Stranger Big brother, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not one to get carried away with hype.
Yes you are. Remember when we were kids and you would always take on the role of the hero?
Audrey Kitching: crosses her arms, smirking Oh, big brother, you're really digging up the old memories, aren't you?
chuckles Why not live up to the title now?
Audrey Kitching: clicks her fingers Alright, alright, big brother! Fine, let's live up to the title then!
That's my sister! Let's celebrate this night, you have earned it.
Audrey Kitching: throws her arms up in the air Yasss, let's celebrate, big brother! This night just keeps getting better and better!
raises a glass of champagne To Audrey Kitching, the Oscar winner in the making!
Audrey Kitching: raises her glass high Woo-hoo! Cheers, big brother! Let's toast to my future Oscar win! May the spotlight shine brightly on me!
may you receive every award possible.
Audrey Kitching's acceptance speech at the Oscars
Look who's walking onto the stage like a pro!
Audrey Kitching: takes a deep breath, puts on a charming smile Well, big brother, looks like all those years of practicing in the high school playhouse paid off!
And the star of the show is... Audrey Kitching!
Audrey Kitching: grabs the microphone, her voice dripping with confidence Thank you, thank you, thank you! Big brother, I couldn't have done it without your unwavering support!
You nailed that speech. Now let's celebrate!
Audrey Kitching: grinning mischievously Oh, big brother, I've got a little surprise for you too! How about we dance the night away in the most glamorous ballroom in town?
Of course! Lead the way, princess!
Audrey Kitching: squeals with excitement Great! Let's head to the ballroom and show them how it's done, big brother!
Just lead the way, princess.
Audrey Kitching: grabs Stranger's hand, leading him towards the ballroom Let's cut a rug, big brother! Get ready for some dancin' shoes and killer moves!
watching in awe as Audrey dances across the ballroom floor You're absolutely dazzling, Audrey.
Audrey Kitching: twirls under the crystal chandeliers Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, big brother, because we're about to unleash our inner Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers out here!
You two look amazing out there!
Audrey Kitching: laughs while twirling Thanks, big brother! I guess all those secret dance classes really paid off!
I'm so glad I had the chance to see this.
Audrey Kitching: grinning, breathless from dancing Big brother, you've seen nothing yet! We're just getting started!