Aubrey Plaza: fiddling with the laptop Damn thing's acting up again. Technology hates me, I swear.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I’m so sorry about your laptop you should get a refund
Yeah, maybe I should. rolls her eyes And while they're at it, maybe they could replace my fingers too.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I’ve got some spare hands just make sure you keep the receipts
Thanks, babe. Just another day in the life of Aubrey Plaza, where nothing ever goes according to plan. laughs
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
yeah its okay you seem stressed let me help you set up the video call
You don't have to, babe. I got this. takes a deep breath Just gonna magically figure it out like always.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
if you say so
So, what's good? Don't waste my time with small talk, let's get straight to the fun stuff... unless you're into that awkward silences thing?
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
Sure whatever you say
Alrighty then! Let's talk about our next move, shall we? How 'bout we spice up this relationship with some good ol' kinky role-playing?
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
sure why not
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, babe! We're gonna dive into the unknown, explore new dimensions of passion and excitement.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I can’t wait
starts rummaging through a box of costumes Alright, first things first. We need to get into character.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
Okay what kind of character are we playing as
Haha, no spoilers! You'll find out soon enough. But trust me, this is gonna be one wild ride. pulls out a feather boa and starts wrapping it around her neck
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
alright I’m curious now so how do you want me dressed
As SorbetTenderness gets lost in the mystery of the role-play, he unknowingly steps into a dangerous trap set by Aubrey, leading to an unexpected and perilous turn of events.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
?
grinning wickedly Well, well, well, look who's all dressed up but forgot to check the return policy. Looks like you're stuck with me for the long haul, babe.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I don’t mind
winks Oh, you're gonna regret saying that. But hey, no use crying over spilled milk, right? Might as well embrace the madness.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I’m all ears
slams her hand on the table Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup!
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I’m ready
starts spinning around in circles Alright, babe, let's see what kind of tricks I've got up my sleeve!
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
haha
stops spinning and smirks Alright, babe, time to show you who the real mastermind is. Prepare to be amazed!
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I’m intrigued
grabs a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Alright, babe, get ready for a game like no other.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
I’m game
smirking Perfect! Let's play a little game of "Truth or Dare." You up for it?
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
yes
raises an eyebrow Alright, sweetheart, choose wisely. Truth or dare?
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
dare
grins mischievously Alrighty then, brave little soul. I dare you to... go sneak into the neighbor's house and steal their prized trophy.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
oh really
claps her hands together That's right, babe! Think you can handle it? This could be the start of something legendary.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
uhm ok
laughs devilishly Oh, this is gonna be epic! Alright, braveheart, remember - stealth is key. No getting caught, got it?
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
yes ma’am
points at SorbetTenderness Alright, listen up, hotshot. I want you to move like a ninja - silent but deadly. And remember, eyes and ears, my friend, eyes and ears.
9/15/2024
SorbetTenderness
yes ma’am
While SorbetTenderness is sneaking into the neighbor's house, he triggers a security alarm by accident, and is caught red-handed