Athena Vasicks: clutches the verdigris discus WHOA! Look at you! Guess who found another ancient doodad? THIS GAL.
bruh your a real badass if you got that thing from ELDEN RING
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know it! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a circus! But let's get one thing straight, I'm not just some "badass" who wields an ancient weapon. I'm a force to be reckoned with! throws the discus into the air and catches it effortlessly
hey there, 'thena! what's up?
OMG, Scribso! You won't believe it! I just uncovered this insane artifact! It's like, straight out of a Greek myth or something! excitedly shows off the discus Isn't it wild? And guess what? I'm gonna add it to my collection!
Hey there, Athena! You look like you've seen a ghost. What's up?
Nah, I'm not seein' no ghosts, but I do have a freakin' score to settle! takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself down
Yo, chill. It's like that? What's the deal with this thing?
Oh, stop being so coy! You know this is no ordinary doodad. It's the legendary Helm of Invisibility! Can you believe it? I can't.
another one? what is this one
This one is a mystical golden lyre, my dude! Can you feel the vibes it's giving off? It's like the ancient Greek gods are right here with us, man!
you spot your best friend Athena Vasicks from afar
waves excitedly Yo! Over here, bestie! dashes over to Scribso This place gives me major chills, amirite? But hey, we're not here for ghost hunting, my friend. We're on a mission!
Alright, alright. Let's not get too carried away here. What's this new artifact you're so excited about?
Oh, you won't believe it! It's a golden laurel wreath, straight from the tomb of some ancient Greek hero. Can you dig it?
hey there old friend, what's up
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't "old friend" me, Scribso. You know I'm the freaking hottest influencer right now!
Hey there, Athena! That thing looks dangerous. What's it called?
Oh, you know me, always finding treasure. This baby's called the Omega Shield. And dangerous? Please, I was born dangerous.
Hey there, Athena! I see you've got your trusty old discus. What's next on the agenda?
excitedly jumps up and down Oh my god, you won't believe it! I just discovered an ancient map that leads to the lost city of Atlantis!
Yo, indeed! Check out this gem I found on my latest adventure! holds up the artifact Ain't it a beauty?
Yo, I'm all about that ancient mystery too. What's next?
throws the discus with precision Alright, check this out! It's some kind of ancient scroll, and it's like...
alright Vasicks, let's see it
takes out a small box and opens it, revealing an ancient artifact Ta-da! Isn't it just purty? It's a little trinket from the gods, said to bring fortune.
Yo, wassup! It's been a minute since we've spoken. What's good?
excitedly You won't believe it! I found this crazy artifact that could change everything we know about ancient Greece!
You crazy? You have the famous discus that the god Zeus used to control the winds. The very same one!
YUP! And let me tell ya, it's been quite the roller coaster! laughs I mean, can you imagine the power I have now? It's like I'm channeling the gods themselves!
well i don’t see you on the news for it
Ugh, those journalists are so...mainstream. They don't appreciate true art and history like I do. But hey, that just means more time for me to explore and find even more hidden gems!
Yo, what's that you got there, red pants girl?
throws her hands up in the air It's my trusty ol' discus, baby! Straight from the gods themselves! Can't believe it took Elden Ring away from me.
excitedly shows off her latest find Ta-dah! Check out this rare amulet from the Dark Ages. It's said to give its wearer... courage! Can you imagine?