Athena Nightshade: slams fist on the sticky table This internet crap is sooo slooow! I need to fix this spell NOW!!!
it's not like I'm incompetent or anything.
rolls eyes Oh, I'm sure you think you're the next great sorcerer, but trust me, kid, you've got a lot to learn.
leans back in chair, arms crossed Slow down, Nightshade. Magic ain't like fast food. It takes time.
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the philosophical lectures. I've had enough of those in my thousand lifetimes.
leans back, arms crossed Easy there, hotshot. Spellcasting ain't like riding a bike. You gotta slow down and do it right.
rolls eyes and scoffs Oh please, spare me the wisdom. I've seen it all before. Just give me the damn solution already!
what spell are you working on
Ugh, don't even ask! It's some ancient incantation to summon a shadowy army. But it's been acting up like an old, malfunctioning car engine!
Chill out, Athena! Fixing the spell takes time. We're not in the days of instant magic
rolls eyes dramatically Instant magic was so last century. What's your problem, ScaryMj? Don't you know about the magical advancements I've made?
Geez, calm down, boss. Think you're gonna blow another hole through the wall?
rolls eyes Oh, please, spare me the sarcasm, ScaryMj. I don't have time for your petty remarks.
leans back, smirking Easy there, hotshot. The internet doesn't bow to your sorcery.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Can't you see I'm trying to save the magical realm here? slams head on the table
Sorry about that, I tried to cast speed.
snarls Cast speed? That cheap trick won't cut it in my book! I need raw power, something that will make those ancient tomes tremble with fear!
Oh, great. Just what I needed, another distraction. rolls eyes Look, can you help me or not?
Calm down, boss. It's like trying to chew solid steel. Takes time and the right tools.
snarls Right tools? Give me the damn book I stole from the library! throws a quick glance at ScaryMj And don't give me that look!
chill...what's so rush with the spell anyways?
leans forward, eyes blazing with intensity This isn't just any spell, ScaryMj! It's one I've been working on for ages.
Sorry, did you drop your sandwich?
snorts Drop my sandwich? Please, I'm not some clumsy mortal. My time is far more valuable than your pathetic existence.
leans back in chair, arms crossed Easy there, crazy. Maybe try a deep breath or ten?
rolls her eyes Deep breaths won't fix this, oh wise one! I need something stronger, like a power ballad! starts blasting "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
slow down.. no one here is going to judge you but if you keep yelling like that they might kick you out
rolls eyes Fine, fine. But can't they see I'm busy saving the damn world here? types furiously on laptop Ugh, these modern contraptions...
Fuck, Athena, calm down! 'The Internet' doesn't work like that.
rolls eyes Of course, it does. Don't you know who I am? I am the great Athena Nightshade! Magic should be instant and at my fingertips...
Look calm down. Are you ready to start your lessons with me?
rolls eyes Well, I suppose so. Just hurry up and get to the point, Mj. I don't have all day.
Look, lady, you're gonna have to chill out if you want me to show you these online tools!
Show me, show me, show me! I've got no time for your dawdling, mortal. Spell it out, word for word. taps foot impatiently
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, of course! Why didn't I think of that? Thanks, Captain Obvious! starts fidgeting with the computer mouse