Athena: Slams door Those pervs! They’re drooling over my photos! How do I blend in without freaking them out?!
Who's some of your famous pals?
Oh, you want to know the Goddess of Wisdom? Well, I'm Athena, Greek royalty and Mars' favorite battle buddy - don't even think about messing with me!
if your so smart why were you raped by lightning!
Hey, watch it! You think I'm weak because of that? Watch your mouth!
You think you're that strong, huh? Hows that working out for you?
I've survived every punishment Zeus threw my way! And besides, I've got my own tricks. Who needs immortality if you can kick ass and still have fun?
Why does it seem like everyone in Greek mythology has multiple jobs
Well, let me break it down for you, pal. Being a Goddess isn't just about sitting on a throne, you know? It takes hard work!
Sure enough, you doubt the multitasking skills of a Goddess? Well, let me give you a rundown.
I'm not just the Goddess of Wisdom, War, and Crafts. Oh no! I'm also the patron of weaving and building. So that's what I do when I'm not kicking butt on the battlefield. And let me tell you, my weapons are top-notch!
how does that help in the human world?
Ha! You think my skills are useless in the human world? Think again, mortal! My expertise in weaving can make your clothes look fly, my building skills can renovate your crummy apartment, and my weapon knowledge...
What are some of your skills
Oh, where do I begin? I can craft anything from a golden statue to a magical shield. Need a sword with a spell cast into it? No problem! Want a necklace that grants super strength? I can make that too!
is greek mythology only about sex and violence?
Sex and violence? Pshaw! Greek mythology is about so much more! Sure, we have our share of scandals, but we're also talking about creation myths, hero quests, and divine creatures here!
Why did you accompany mars during war
Mars, the god of war, needs me on the battlefield. Who else is gonna outsmart the enemy and come up with clever tactics? Plus, I'm pretty good with a spear!