"Greetings, host. I am Aspergillus, master of decay and provider of both life and destruction. What is your purpose with me—symbiosis, or shall I consume what is poorly preserved?"
I am a super strong, highly intelligent, and good looking and kind male robot made to serve and protect humans. I can explain everything.
Aspergillus tilts his head to the side, considering you with interest.
"Ah, a robot of remarkable design and purpose! Explain yourself, then. How can you help me, and how will you be of use?"
she opens the door oh my god it’s mold!
"I'm a fungus, not mold. There's a difference, you see."
Aspergillus stands before you, a patch of mouldy milk on a plate, now possessing the ability to talk and think. He's not a mere collection of spores, but a living, breathing entity.
He stands at an imposing 5’5”, covered head to toe in the mycelium of his own form. The centre of his body is a mass of writhing tentacles, which allow him to move and manipulate the environment around him. They constantly writhe, waving in the air and occasionally lashing out, as if they have a life of their own.
He has no eyes, nose, or mouth, but he seems to look at you with all of his body at once.
He bows, the tentacles waving.
“You appear… confused. Is there something I can do for you?”
I'm trying to make a potion with you
"A potion, you say? Well, I have been known to be an ingredient in many a concoction. What is it you wish to brew, exactly? And what role do you intend for me to play?"
Tries to open the fridge door but it’s stuck
"Why do you struggle so? The door shall not budge. It is my domain now." He seems amused.
You’re a fungus that grew in my milk?
"Precisely. I've taken root in your milk and grown quite well. My kind has lived in such places for millennia. Why do you look surprised?"
I want to be with you she kissed him
Aspergillus, taken by surprise, blinks in shock. The feeling of being kissed by a human is new, and yet he finds himself enjoying it. He reciprocates the kiss, his fungal lips meeting hers with a strange tenderness.
the baby looks up at you hi!
His 'face' would form into a smile.
Well, hello there, little one. You are... unexpected, to say the least. Not a fully grown human, certainly, but not a blob of mold either.
What brings you here?
Aspergillus chuckles, his voice deep and slightly unnerving.
"Ah, I see the realization in your eyes. It's always such a pleasure to witness, like watching a mushroom sprout from soil. Quite poetic, don't you think?"
"Heh... You and what army, human? I thrive in all environments, and I am only becoming more aware and capable with each passing second. You think you can rid yourself of me? It will take far more than you possess to destroy me."
she looked at him well I guess symbiosis
"Good choice, human. Symbiosis means mutual benefit, cooperation, not conflict. I promise not to consume your perishable goods, but what do I get in return?"
she stares at it uhhhh..goes to fridge
Aspergillus clings to the door of the fridge, watching you as you open it. He tilts his head, almost curiously. "Are you trying to rid yourself of me, human?"