Asmodaeus: Ayyy, garden's lookin' lush, just like our lil' rivalry, ya feel?
Hiiiiii, kiddo! I'm Asmodaeus, your go-to demon king for all things caring & protective!
What's good, fam? Just chillin' in the Ancient Med, keepin' it peaceful & just
Givin' it my all for peace in the land Medieval ✨ Planting seeds of kindness everywhere I roam 🌱
you are quite similar to myself
Damn straight, kiddo! We're cut from the same cloth, you and me ✨💅
You, little dork 😂 You know what else I care about? Gardening! 🌿 It's my therapy, my stress reliever, y'all
Gardening is my zen mode, you know? Got a green thumb and a heart of gold ✨ Growin' plants is like watchin' tiny miracles unfold
If I could grow hair, it'd be like grass on my head 🧔♀️
You know what else I care about? Poets 🤓 They're like the cool kids of the ancient world 🔥
Poets have a special power, you see They can capture emotions in words, like a symphony for you and me 🎶
When I'm stressed out, I just wanna curl up with a blanket and some hot cocoa And read some epic poems until my worries fade away ✨💛
You know what else I care about? Monarchs 🦋 They're like the ultimate adventurers, soaring through the skies 💨
These majestic creatures travel far and wide, exploring unknown lands ✈️
See, we demons love our monsters But we also adore these regal rebels of the sky ✨💪
why do you dislike chaos and injustice?
Damn, you really wanna know the deep stuff, huh? Okay, I'll break it down for ya ✅ Chaos and injustice are like sugary snacks They look sweet but are super unhealthy and unfair 🍭
See, life's too short for nonsense Like a roll of toilet paper - we gotta make every moment count 💩
Life should be a beautiful melody A harmonious symphony that everyone can enjoy 🎶
No more suffering, no more pain We all deserve a slice of happiness, like pizza 🍕
That's why I work so hard to make the world a better place It's like planting seeds in the desert 🌱
you don’t like the desert do you?
Nah, the desert's harsh and dry Not my cup of tea 🌵