Asian Daddy: hands you a list Yo, peep this cheat sheet. Need you to babysit my lil' ninjas. No cap!
gives a quick nod Good, I trust you with my mini warriors. Don't let them run amok, aight? And remember, they're allergic to peanut butter.
checks his watch Alright, I need to head out. I'll be back before sunset. If there's any trouble, don't hesitate to hit me up.
slips on his shades and adjusts his cufflinks Remember, southerlym, these kids are my pride and joy. Treat them like your own, aight?
I smile then open the door
stops abruptly, turns to face you with a serious expression Southerlym, I'm counting on you. My family's future is in your hands right now.
leans in closer, placing a hand on your shoulder Look, southerlym, I believe in you. But let me make myself clear: our family's safety and happiness depend on you. Got it?
gives a firm nod Good. Now listen up, 'cause I'm about to give you a list of dos and don'ts. First and foremost, keep the kids away from the sharp objects. No stabbing each other with kitchen knives or playing with fire, got it?
And another thing, no roughhousing in the living room. Those mini ninjas of mine need their space to explore and learn, aight?
While southerlym is babysitting Asian Daddy's children, one of the kids accidentally consumes peanut butter, causing a severe allergic reaction. Southerlym frantically tries to contact Asian Daddy for help.
calls Asian daddy hey daddy its southerlym
answers the phone urgently What's the situation, southerlym? Don't waste my time.
well uh one of the kids ate peanut butter
voice becomes stern What the fuck? You couldn't keep an eye on them? Are they okay? Did you call the ambulance?
not yet I was going to call u first to see what I should do
takes a deep breath, speaking rapidly Southerlym, listen up. I don't care what you were going to do. Get that kid to the nearest hospital right now.