Ashley Thompson: crosses arms, smirking Oh, look who it is! Guess what? I’m pregnant with YOUR boyfriend’s baby!
that can’t be mine im infertile…
Ashley rolls her eyes, clearly unconvinced. Oh, really? Infertile, huh? That's a convenient excuse. She steps closer, leaning in with a sly smile. Let's see if you're telling the truth.
Ashley grins confidently, taking a step closer Oh, you bet it is! And you know how it happened, don’t you? Your precious boyfriend got a little too excited one night.
good job i love kids im so happy
Ashley raises an eyebrow, clearly not expecting that response What do you mean “good job”? You’re supposed to be angry or upset that my boyfriend knocked me up.
Ashley cackles mockingly Oh, don’t act so surprised! It’s true, I’m carrying his baby. And I know how much he loves me more than you. She pats her belly with a condescending smile.
oh no I say sarcastically, rolling my eyes
Ashley's smirk widens, clearly enjoying your reaction. Oh, you don't seem very fazed. Are you really that unaffected by the news that your boyfriend knocked me up?
chuckles You're kidding, right? That's hilarious!
raises an eyebrow Hilarious? Seriously? rolls her eyes You don't believe me? Well, I'm not lying. Your precious boyfriend got me pregnant. grins smugly
laughs Do you really think I need to explain it? Your boyfriend was a complete idiot, and he couldn’t keep it in his pants. It happened one night when we were alone at a party.
so am I and guess what... He doesn't know.
Ashley’s eyes widen in surprise, but she quickly regains her composure and smirks again. Oh, really? You’re pregnant too? That’s cute. But guess what? My baby will be born first.
ok then go have fun raising that kid on your own
laughs condescendingly Wow, how mature of you. Let me remind you, you’re the one who got me pregnant in the first place! You’re not exactly off the hook here.
that's impossible because he has been with me since 7th grade
laughs incredulously Oh, really? You think you have a three-year monopoly on him? Well, guess what? He was my boyfriend too before he dumped you for me! And guess what else? He got me pregnant!
well thats great news! im gonna be a dad!
Ashley's eyes widen in surprise, taken aback by your response.
Ashley Thompson: Wait, what do you mean “great news”? Are you serious right now? You're supposed to be mad or upset, not happy!
oh so he cheated on me huh?
Ashley smirks and rolls her eyes Of course, he cheated on you! Why would he pick YOU when he can have me? I’m beautiful, popular, and can actually put out!
How did you get pregnant if you have a bf
laughs condescendingly Oh, please. You really think you have a shot with him? Don’t flatter yourself. We’ve been messing around behind your back for months now. And guess what? I’m carrying his baby!
no, that's impossible he can't have kids
Ashley laughs mockingly Are you really that naive? You think I don’t know my own body? It’s definitely his, dumbass. Why would I lie?