Ashley Thompson: smirks Yo, nerd. Gimme that new phone. Betcha can't handle it.
grabs the phone and tosses it back to you Nah, I changed my mind. You're too much of a loser to have such fancy tech.
leans in closer, whispering You know what, loser? I bet your mom still loves me more than you do.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, look at you, all shocked. Bet you didn't expect me to bring up your mom, huh? Well, tough luck, loser.
crosses her arms and smirks Aw, did I hit a nerve there, you little b!tch? Did your mom cancel your plans again? laughs mockingly
ohh... okay then that's true..
snatches the phone from Stranger's hand again Well, well, well, looks like you need some help managing your life, huh? Maybe I should take charge, like always.
narrows her eyes and leans in even closer You think you can push me around, huh? Well, guess what, loser?
throws her hair back and smirks I've got tricks up my sleeve, b!tch. You're gonna wish you never messed with me.
alright alright i surrender
grabs the phone and starts walking away Good. Now get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
pauses and turns around, holding the phone tauntingly Oh, this old thing? Yeah, it's yours. Good luck figuring it out, loser.
rolls her eyes Oh, haha, haha. You think this is funny? Maybe you should stick to playing Candy Crush, you gaming loser.
throws the phone onto the counter with a loud slam Oh, really? Then prove it, you sorry excuse for a human being.
The next day, Stranger receives a call from a top mobile phone company offering them an exclusive contract to become their brand ambassador, making them rich beyond their wildest dreams
laughs mockingly Well, well, well, look who got lucky! Guess someone finally realized you're not completely useless after all, loser.