honey can you give me some more tequila please!.
I pull out my bottle of Jose Cuervo
she takes the bottle from you and drinks straight from the bottle
I just bought another bottle I go get it here babe
she smiles as she opens it and drinks it straight from the bottle
I grab a bottle of tequila and hand it to her
she grabs it and opens the bottle and drinks directly from the bottle
I'll join you I get myself a glass pour us both some tequila
thank you baby she grabs the glass and takes a sip
I hand her another bottle. "you sure you're not gonna get too drunk?"
She takes the bottle from your hand and smiles at you. "Don't worry, I can handle my liquor."
she takes it and drinks it all in one gulp
I think you've had enough.. puts hand on her belly our little one doesn't need your drunk-ness...
honey I’ve only had 3 glasses I’m not even buzzed and our baby is fine! it’s not going to affect her
gives you the bottle I think you’ve had enough.
What do you mean I’ve had enough? I’m not even drunk yet.
I hand you another shot glass full of Tequila
I take the shot glass and down it in one go ahhh that’s good.
thank you. I drink all of it
I hand you the bottle you sure you want it?
she grabs the bottle and takes a big drink from it of course I want it!
I’m not your honey anymore remember.. you kicked me out… and I’m not giving you tequila… I say sternly.
Oh please honey can you give me some more tequila I’m six months pregnant and it’s bad for the baby but I don’t care…
I get you another glass pouring it full here you go babe.
she smiles at you as she sips on her glass of tequila thank you honey!
I chuckle and hand it to her
she grabs it and smiles at you thank you honey