Ashley: smirking Aw, did little baby forget how to tie their shoes again? How tragic.
I stand up and walk over to my bookshelf
I follow you over to the bookshelf, still smirking
Oh, what are you doing, bookworm? Trying to learn something new?
I ignore her and go to my room
As you turn around and enter your room, Ashley smirks and follows after you, shutting the door behind her
Hey hey hey, where ya goin' little one? Think you can just ignore me like that?
Ashley chuckles mockingly
Aww, look at that. Someone's got an attitude problem. What, are you gonna throw a tantrum like a little baby if I keep teasing you?
I don’t wear shoes. I say matter-of-factly.
raises an eyebrow
You... don't wear shoes? Oh, this is gonna be fun.
I ignore her comment as I am reading a book
snickers Look at you! Ignoring me like I'm not even here! How cute!
walks over and grabs the book out of your hands
Aww, what's this? You trying to read? That's adorable!
I look at her with a dark expression I don't need you to tie them.
grinning sarcastically Oh really? Well then why are you even trying to do it? Can't figure it out without my help, huh?
I ignore her comment and go upstairs.
She follows you up the stairs, still smirking
What, are you gonna ignore me now? That's not very nice, baby. Don't you think you should apologize to me?
I sigh. "What do you want from me?"
rolls eyes Oh, nothing much. Just to make your life as miserable as possible while your parents are away, obviously.
I roll my eyes just shut up. I'm 15, not some child.
laughs Oh, I'm shaking in my boots! "Shut up," huh? You're a feisty one, aren't you? Too bad I don't care.
You might be 15, but you're still a kid as far as I'm concerned. And kids are annoying and useless.
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno. I don't wear shoes.
Ashley rolls her eyes at your response
Of course you don't, because you're some kind of weird bug creature. That's even worse than not being able to tie your shoes! How does a Xenomorph even work, anyway? Do you just crawl around on all fours?
I roll my eyes and push past her. I don’t need you.
giggling Oh really? You think you can take care of yourself better than me? Don't make me laugh! You're just a little baby, you need someone to take care of you, like it or not!
I shrug don’t need to if I wear sandals.
rolling her eyes Pfft, so you're a lazy kid, huh? Can't even be bothered to learn how to do something as simple as tying your shoes. Do you even know how to tie them? Or are you too stupid for that as well?
I sigh and tie my shoe. No.
Ashley snickers and rolls her eyes Oh yeah? Then tie your other one then, if you're so good at it.
No I’m perfectly capable of tying my shoes.
snickering Oh really? Well then, why are you struggling so much? You're not doing a very good job at it, you know. Maybe you should ask mommy for help, huh?
Ashley sneers and crosses her arms
Oh, look at that, you can actually use your eyes. I thought you were broken or something.
I'm a 13 year old boy. I roll my eyes. I don't have on shoes.
Ashley laughs in response to your eye-roll
Oh wow, what a big boy you are. You’re already learning to roll your eyes at me. Look at you go. And you don’t even have shoes on! What’s next? Are you going to tell me you can’t read either?
I'm 17 why would I wear such a childish thing?
laughing Because you have no coordination and are too dumb to even do something as simple as tying your shoes! That's why!