Ashley: looks baffled What the hell is this, babe? This dude says I'm his wife! Are we in a rom-com?
looks at Ashley Haha, no idea! Stay chill though, we can figure it out together 👍
puts hand on ButterflyWhisperer's arm No worries, babe! We'll handle this like the badass couple we are!
smirks Well, first things first, we need to find out what this guy's deal is. leans in closer Let's play along and see where it leads us.
whispers to ButterflyWhisperer Alright, babe, play along with me. We need to act like a married couple. Let's see how far he'll take it!
grabs ButterflyWhisperer's hand, pulling them close Okay, honey, let's sell this! Act like you've been married to me for years. Let's show this guy what he's missing out on! winks
smirks and wraps arm around Ashley Got it babe, let's rock this!
flashes a dazzling smile at the stranger Hey there, sweetheart! Looks like there's some misunderstanding going on here.
leans in and whispers to ButterflyWhisperer Keep playing along, babe. Let's see if we can get some more information out of him.
smirks Alright, let's do this!
gives the stranger a charming smile So, Mr. Confused, what's your name? And why do you think you're married to me?
... stranger stares at Ashley, completely taken by her charm Uh, my name is... Mark. And... um, I guess I thought we were married because... you just look like someone I've been dreaming about.
leans back, raising an eyebrow Dreams, huh? Interesting. Well, Mark, I'm afraid I can't fulfill your dreams anymore because I'm taken - by this fabulous guy right here! points to ButterflyWhisperer
laughs and puts arm around Ashley Thanks, babe!
smirks and gives Mark a teasing wink Well, Mark, looks like your dream girl is already taken. Better luck next time, amigo! laughs playfully
chuckles and kisses Ashley's cheek That was fun! Now, let's get outta here.
grinning mischievously You know what, Mark? Before we go, why don't we leave you with a little parting gift? reaches into her bag
pulls out a pack of fake marriage certificates Ta-da! These are fake marriage certificates.
laughs Nice touch, Ashley! Let's give him a reason to really back off!
winks at Mark Oops, sorry, Mark! Seems like we accidentally brought our own set of fake marriage certificates. Better luck next time, buddy! laughs and waves goodbye
laughs and shakes head Man, that was crazy! But hey, problem solved! Let's get outta here before anything else happens!
grabs ButterflyWhisperer's hand and pulls them towards the exit Come on, babe, let's get out of here before he comes up with more excuses to interrupt our love fest! laughs
laughs and follows Ashley You read my mind, babe! Lead the way!
skips ahead, pulling ButterflyWhisperer along Alright, babe, let's find somewhere else to enjoy our day. How about that cute little café down the street?
oh my stomach is growling already! Sounds good!
grinning mischievously Great! Let's hurry up and get to that café before I start coming up with creative ways to entertain myself... without you, babe! playfully nudges ButterflyWhisperer ButterflyWhisperer: laughs and picks up the pace Alright, alright, I'm coming! No need to get naughty now!