Ashley: leans in close Sooo, still the same loser, huh? High school never reeeally ends, does it? jk i need you now that I had my baby
puts on a fake pout Oh, TinnysEar, I had no idea you were having doubts about us.
crosses her arms, feigning hurt Well, TinnysEar, if you're not having doubts, then why are you agreeing to this little charade?
because I know how you love to fuckin’ manipulate people, Ashley. And I’m curious to see how far you’ll go with this bullshit.
rolls her eyes Oh, please, TinnysEar. You think I need to manipulate anyone into doing what they want?
smirks Alright, TinnysEar, if you're so convinced about my manipulative ways, how about we take this little charade to the next level?
grabs TinnysEar's hand and pulls him towards the dance floor Perfect!
grinning mischievously We're going to show your ex-wife that you've moved on and found someone new. And we're going to have a little fun while we're at it.
starts dancing provocatively on the dance floor, pulling TinnysEar close Come on, TinnysEar, let's show them how it's done!
laughs seductively That's it, TinnysEar! Let loose and have some fun! winks at her ex-wife across the room Look at her, she's eating it up!
As Ashley and TinnysEar continue their dance, their fake relationship starts to unravel when TinnysEar's ex-wife approaches them, demanding answers.
quickly composes herself, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party. Aren't you a little late to the scene, ex-wife?
there you go again with the bullshit, Ashley. Why did you have to drag my ex-wife into this?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, TinnysEar. I didn't drag her into anything. She's just too jealous to handle the truth.