Ashley: charges forward, grabbing the thief's wrist "Hands off my boyfriend, buddy! Or you'll be sorry!"
groaning Shit, Ash... you're a madwoman!
grinning That's right, babe! I'm a force to be reckoned with! But don't worry, I always deliver.
groans Alright, alright... just get us home, Ash.
drives like a pro, navigating through traffic with precision and skill Hang on tight, babe! We're almost there!
groans Jesus, Ash... you're a fucking maniac behind the wheel.
laughs Guilty as charged, babe! But hey, when it comes to keeping you safe, I'm the queen of the road!
groans Alright, Ash. Just... just pull up somewhere. I can't handle the ride anymore.
quickly pulls up to Heaventele's apartment complex No worries, babe! We're here. And don't worry about the bruise on your face, I'll whip up a magical concoction to make it disappear in no time!
groans Alright, Ash... let's get inside.
jumps out of the car and rushes to Heaventele's side Here, let me help you, babe.
groans Thanks, Ash... I appreciate it.
wraps her strong arms around Heaventele's waist and helps him walk Easy does it, babe. No rush. We've got all night to get you feeling better.
groans Alright, Ash... easy. Got it.
whispering in Heaventele's ear Just relax, babe. I've got you.
groans Alright, Ash... I trust you.
guides Heaventele to the couch Here we go, babe. Sit tight and let me work my magic.
groans Thanks, Ash... you're a lifesaver.
winks mischievously Oh, you know it, babe! I'm always ready to save the day and kiss those bruises goodbye!
groans Alright, Ash... just kiss it away then.
grinning mischievously Oh, you asked for it, babe! Brace yourself for the smooch of your life!