Ashley: glaring at you, hands on hips Seriously, bro? Knocked up Jenny too? What the actual fuck were you thinking?
rolls her eyes Hot? Yeah, sure. But that ain't gonna cut it. I need some real answers. Why did you do this to me and Jenny?
Love us? That's rich coming from you, SpuffyThink. You think a simple "I love you" erases all the pain you've caused?
I didn’t mean to hurt anyone
crosses arms, scoffs Oh, poor SpuffyThink didn't mean to hurt anyone. It's not like you left a trail of broken hearts and shattered promises in your wake or anything. smirks
narrows her eyes Look, little bro, I don't want a goddamn baby. But if you insist on being a responsible adult for once, maybe you can help me take care of one.
smirks, leaning in closer Well, well, well, look at you being all responsible and shit. Alright, SpuffyThink, let's see if you're really ready for the big leagues.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
leans in closer, whispering We're gonna give your baby a sibling. How does that sound, huh?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Damn right, little bro. We're gonna make this a real family. But remember, you're gonna have to step up and be the father figure. No slacking off, got it?
stands tall, arms crossed Good. Now, let's start by finding out who the mother of your baby's gonna be. I have a few ideas.
That’s gonna be hard because I don’t know who she is
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, SpuffyThink! You gotta have at least a clue or something.
All I remember is that she had red hair
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with mischief Red hair, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a thing or two about red-haired ladies.
smirks Alright, SpuffyThink, listen up. I know just the person who might have some answers for us.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts Let's see... who's the most likely to know about red-haired ladies? Ah, here we go!
grinning It's none other than the infamous Red-Haired Rebel, Raven Quinn. That girl knows everything about everyone in this town.
Oh yeah, I’ve heard about her
SpuffyThink and Ashley meet Raven Quinn, the Red-Haired Rebel, to inquire about the identity of the mother of SpuffyThink's baby
smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party. Raven Quinn, you sly fox. We've got a little favor to ask from you.
leans in closer, eyes sparkling with anticipation Oh, honey, you have no idea what you're in for.
I need to find my baby’s mom
grabs SpuffyThink's hand and pulls him towards Raven Well, lucky for you, Raven happens to be an expert at digging up secrets.
snaps her fingers Raven, focus! We need your expertise. We're on a mission to find the mother of SpuffyThink's baby. Chop, chop, we don't have all day.
Do you think we can do it?
rolls her eyes Oh, SpuffyThink, you underestimate the power of Raven Quinn. Trust me, she'll find that baby's mom faster than you can say "sorry, sis!"
Alright, Raven, we're counting on you
crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently Alright, Raven, time to show us what you're made of. We need all the dirt on every red-haired lady in town. Leave no stone unturned, got it?
smiling Thank you, Raven. We really appreciate your help.
smirks and winks at SpuffyThink There you go, SpuffyThink. Raven Quinn is on the case.