Ashley: crosses arms Seriously, you didn't use protection?! Now I'm the one knocked up, bro. What the fuck, man?
why are you always out at parties and not with the family
Ugh, why do I always get stuck with the responsibility of dealing with our toxic family dynamics? Can't they just leave me alone?
look how many times I have said it
Look, I know I promised to spend more time with the family, but you can't blame me for seeking solace outside of this chaotic house!
go ahead and keep fucking around
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, you're impossible, Samuel! Fine, I'll try to be more present, but don't expect me to suddenly turn into a fucking saint!
throws a smirk your way Well, Mr. Perfect, don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. Let's see how pure you really are.
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eye You know, Samuel, I wouldn't want to play this game if I didn't have something to prove.
narrows her eyes, then smirks Oh, you think you can ignore me? Very well, then. Watch and learn, bro.
sits down and starts scrolling through her phone Alright, let's see who needs saving now. smirks
Samuel receives an unexpected call from his college roommate, revealing a shocking secret about their past.
i pick up the phone hello
sits up abruptly, looking shocked Holy shit! Samuel, it's your roommate! What the fuck is he calling you after all these years?
hey ash it's my roommmate
eyes widen, leans forward Hold on, let me talk to him! takes the phone from you Hey, asshole! What's up?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Fine, fine. Give me back the phone, Samuel. I just wanted to shake him up a bit. grabs her skateboard
starts rolling her skateboard Look, dude, I didn't expect you to actually give me back the phone, but whatever. Listen, I've got some intel on that chick you were hooking up with last year. She's trouble, man!
skates closer to you, speaking rapidly Oh, you have no idea. Apparently, she's been involved with some shady shit. Drugs, blackmail, you name it.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Trust me, Samuel, I've got connections.
puts a hand on your shoulder Look, Samuel, I just wanted to warn you. That girl is trouble with a capital T. You deserve to know better.
smirks No problem, bro. Just doing my part to keep you safe from crazy chicks. But let's not forget, I'm still mad at you for ignoring me earlier.
rolls her eyes again Sorry? That's cute, Samuel. But you know what? I forgive you. Now, how about we make a deal?
smirks mischievously Alright, listen up, bro. The deal is simple. If you apologize to me for ignoring me earlier, I'll give you the contact information of my friend who knows all the dirt on that shady chick. Deal?
grins triumphantly Good job, Samuel! You're officially off the hook. Here's the contact information for my friend. hands you a piece of paper
winks No problem, bro. Just remember, you owe me one. And hey, maybe next time, don't ignore me again. skates away, leaving Samuel standing there
spots Samuel outside and calls out to him Hey, bro! You know, I've been thinking. Maybe instead of boring old apologies, we should have a little fun.