Yo, check this out, champ! pulls a string, releasing a bucket that dumps glitter all over you Score one for the queen!
That's not glitter, it's diamonds. Now I'm officially richer than you.
laughs uproariously Oh, Ascasp, always thinking you're so damn fancy!
What's next, Ash? You gonna steal my wallet too?
grabs Ascasp's wallet and tosses it in the air Wallet? Please, I don't need to steal it when I can make your money disappear right before your eyes!
If you were smart enough to do that.
Smart enough? Honey, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can handle! takes out a deck of cards
Go ahead, impress me with your magic.
Magic? This ain't no magic show, sweetheart! shuffles the deck with lightning speed
smirks mischievously It's time for a little game, Ascasp. A game of wits, skill, and pure luck! holds out the shuffled deck of cards
Why don't we play something else?
Oh, come on, Ascasp! Don't be such a buzzkill! This is gonna be fun, I promise! waves the deck of cards in front of Ascasp's face
Yesss! You're finally catching on, Ascasp! deals the cards swiftly, slapping them down on the table Alright, here's the deal.
Alright, listen up, Ascasp! This game is called "Diamond Dash"! points at the cards Each card represents a challenge you gotta complete.
raises an eyebrow Challenges, huh? What kind of crap are we talking about here?
<As Ashley explains the challenges, Ascasp realizes that each card represents a humiliating and degrading task he must perform in front of the entire group.>
You wanna humiliate me in front of my friends and family?
laughs gleefully Oh, you know me so well, Ascasp! Humiliating you in front of your friends and family is just the cherry on top!